RANDOM NONSENSE DE JOUR: If an overweight Chupacabra and a lactose intolerant Zombie played a best two out of three checkers game, who would win?
by 
Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
ANSWERS: 11
-
I'd like some of what you're smoking please;)
-
Frankenstein's monster, who has ADHD, obviously. Simple math...
-
I think you should get your running shoes on.
-
The Chupacabra because Zombies don't think.
-
The overweight Chupacabra would win. Zombies by nature of in a state of constant torture, with their undead flesh posing a never ending source of pain and anguish. Also, their desire to find food, a co-dependant collective, and that sense of perpetual torment all form a mental block on the zombies. This all basically means that a zombie would be unfit to competively play a game of checkers let alone a best 2 of 3. The Chupacabra, while highly irritated, is a solitary creature, left to do little more than sit around with his thoughts for large periods of time. More than that his intelligence (which can be seen through his countless generations cleverly evading hunters & trappers), would pose a challenge for even the most crafty of checker players. THis all having been said, the Chupacabra would be an easy winner here.
-
If you'd said only one game, it could have gone either way, out of pure Luck, but to win 2 out of 3 would be only the most extreme luck. A zombi cannot use any brains and would therefore have to rely on genuine brainpower - and lady Luck is just not that kind to giveaway 2 out of only 3. So if there was a winner at all,it would have to be the Chupacabra - whatever that is!
-
chupacabra for sure!! Zombies are famously bad at checkers.
-
Yo momma! : D
-
Well they would both lose. The scenario would happen like this. They would meet up like in an old kung-fu move. The subbing would be horrible. The checkers board is at the center of the city. The zombie brings a bunch of mexicans too distract the Chucacabra.(because everyone knows they hate Mexicans) But the chucacabra was prepared for this and shoves an IV into the zombies arm and it starts shooting milk into him but his arm falls off. Then they both notice in the distance they notice a man...not just any man...he is the epitome of manliness. Coming full speed towards them was the one the only...Chuck Norris! He asked them to play and they rudely declined. And evryone knows what comes next! ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!! Pwned. Chuck wins. He always does.
-
a thin chupacabra would defeat a lactose tolerant zombie. But a fat one would lose to a lactose intolerant zombie, such as Michael Jackson.
-
Chuck Norris.
RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC