Use the tree.

Draining the lizard.

G'day Mirage, Thank you for your question. How about "point percy at the porcelain"? Regards

wring the dog

Drain the Lizard Activate the Urination Station

Drain the lily pad...

Empty your bladder.

empty the tank?

Male viewpoint: Actually it's leaking the lizard then it's draining the main vain Putting out the fire Female: viewpoint: Pop a squat

Squeeze My Sponge

Take Mr Lizard for a walk.

milk the snake free the dragon i gotta go take an urination free willy

a hit and a miss (piss in rhyming slang) point the one eyed trouser snake going for a jimmy riddle (piddle in English rhyming slang)

taking a slash

Several I've came up with: Wringing out towel. Draining the transmission. (If you've ever seen a bulldozer's transmission fluid drain, you will certainly understand that one) Filling/Draining the pickle jar (depending on which way you look at it). Watering the flower-pot. Loosening the Goose. (They call me the Grey Goose...) Spittin' at the spit at/in the spittune. Having a downward spiral. Letting the juices flow. Making vanilla gelatin. (Think yellow water) Golden Showers bring Gay Towers. (Gay=HAPPY, JOYOUS; now think "Towers") Shooting crap. (Where/When Applicable) Rinsing the pond (etc.) Laser Vision. (Think of a Cyclops) Using it or losing it. Cleaning your gun. Flowing down the gutter. (Pun semi-intended) A spiral to the endzone. Shot to the goal. Pele mi(me)/tu(or su or sus=you(s)r) pene (<--DUH) por la goala. (for the goal. , optional) (Pele = The "soccer" star, please excuse spelling as I am not very informed about the most popular sport)(Apologies for any sort of "errors" in my use of spanish, as I have only had two years of it and it is in disuse) Lettin' it all hang out. Saying hello to the Prince. (Albert/John... know your related history) Shaking hands with Mr. Flush. Making a splash / a stream / etc. Watching Old Faithful. (I believe erupts every 2 hours and 45 minutes. I'm not totally certain on that, but not everyone "erupts" at the same intervals either) Flushing the Radiator. Cooling the gearbox/shift. (get it?) Letting out the clutch. Popping a fly (home run? eh?) to the bay. Studying the acceleration of gravity. (I think it's g=?.81 ms^2 been ages since I've looked at my second hand physics book) Testing the water(s). Spraying for insects. (Think of there being some sort of one that can see you and you like to be somewhat of an exhibitionist.) Free fallin'. Lightening the ballast (tank). Dripping that which should be dropped. Preventing the meltdown. Fighting water with (mostly) water. Giving back to the environment. Just fishing. Jettisoning unneeded fuel. (like emergency landing or something) Holding the release valve. Letting out the pressure. Calling Rick James. Listening to R. Kelly. Paying tribute to OJ, the best kind of juice. (Orange Juice... or something else???) Making OJ the old school way. Ripping you a new one. Letting the caustic fly. Remembering the struggles of the oppressed. (think those who have no choice but to hold it in or have "going" problems) Giving thanks. (Seriously.) (In fact, it was a long standing tradition to give thanks to God that one had openings in the body that allowed the waste to be released and that they worked; there even used to be a Hebrew prayer one would say in this situation) Playing the # 1 song. Listening to the # 1 song. Slapping the sewer. Watering the Willow. Opening the Floodgate. Making a halo. Ringing the round. Spreading sprinkles. Shooting your wand/pea-shooter. Setting gold(en) inlay/trim/etc. Making your light shine. Lighting up the flusher. Boosting the gold-fish. (Think of a jet-ski; now think of a goldfish in the toilet; now think where it is coming from-boosted-, and any variations of previous terms) Filling the rain-catcher. Raining in the drain. Reigning the/your/in the domain. Paying the porcelain. Giving porcelain pain. Shrinking the waste down to size. Putting waste in its place. Souping up the soup. Making broth. Surfing/making foamy/foaming waves/waters. Jerking out the dye/color(s). Watering in marygold/the marygolds. Filing for displacement/relocation. Displaying your latency. Complaining to the pot. Stirring the soup. Making pot-luck. Rioting in the Arena/dome. Jousting the (punch?) bowl. Putting the "punch" in punch/the punch bowl. Note: All of these were thought of while writing and are not all at my disposal. Anything that parallels some other source is coincidental, including a few that may be "well-known 'sayings'" which at most are only changed (more or less) by the addition/change of another meaning. I am a multifaceted individual and have been likened to a "Renaissance Man." I am not any sort of old timer-still in high school. Hope this helps! Thanks.

hang a rat hang a horse see a man about a dog

&quot;spend a penny" "See a man about a dog" "See a man about a horse"

water the garden >:)

hmm...PEE. just kidding, use the facilites

I gotta go drain the main vein

Siphon the python

I will answer your question later, sorry, I got to go pee.

Milk the monster Drain the doodle Siphon the snake Deplete the dong Void the viper Generate the johnson

Gotta go hang out with the guy I grew up with. Gotta go get ahold of myself. Going fishing for the one eyed trouser trout.

taking a slash, humping bluey, going to see a man about a dog, using the little ladies/girls/persons, boys room, pointing percy at the porcelain, ... that's all I can remeber right now.

drain the weasel

I always say "going to the little ladies' room" or "going to the big boys' room".

&quot;give my slave/girlfriend a drink"

Syphon the Python or "pay the toll to the sewer Gods"

caligraphy lesson (if it is snowing)

squirt the dirt,

Float like a King on the Nile

Being a girl from the south, we say "pop a squat"

go for a single fish go for a slash a hit and miss

&quot;Gotta point Percy at the porcelain"