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  • OMG i love Red Dwarf, i honestly can't pick one, they are all great in their own quirky ways....but i love this scene...script mode: [LISTER, KRYTEN, RIMMER and CAT present, sitting around a large open fire. RIMMER is fiddling with the Time Drive while LISTER and CAT, having ditched their spacesuits, tuck into hefty chunks of meat] RIMMER It's hopeless, I can't fix it. We're trapped... <Rimmer drops the time drive down by the edge of the fire> CAT Chicken's good. LISTER Yeah, really good. KRYTEN That's not chicken, sir. CAT Oh, what is it? KRYTEN It's that man we found. <LISTER and CAT suddenly stop chewing, their mouthfuls of meat turning to poison...> Well, it seemed such a waste to leave him lying there when he'd barbecue so beautifully. RIMMER <sniggers quietly> KRYTEN Did I do wrong? I didn't get any error commands... <LISTER and CAT let their half-chewed mouthfuls dribble out in disgust> Obviously I thought about it, because without my guilt chip or moral imperatives, I have nothing to guide me. But it seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken then obviously they'd eat their own species; otherwise they'd just be picking on the chicken. RIMMER <highly amused> One minute you're down, the next you're right back up again. LISTER I said I was enjoying that! CAT <abosutely horrified> I knew it didn't smell right! Oh my god... LISTER I'm a cannibal!
  • No way I can choose - they are all brilliant - best TV programe ever made. Although I didn't like the original "Kryten" and I am not so keen on Kochanski in the last few series - I much prefered Claire Grogan
  • I love them all! I started out liking Lister best...then Rimmer...now I just can't choose! :D They are all so good in thier own ways! I know who I don't like though...series 7 and 8 Kochanski, she got too girly...original Kochanski was much better!

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