When other people walked in and we kept going while others looked on.

a low flying airforce jet went overhead and a picture fell off the wall as we were cumming...

She farted.

I will start laughing and then because of my body contracting wih laughter my husband tells me to stop laughing cause he can't enter me when I do that.

Reader's Digest Version: In college there were bunk-beds in our dorm rooms. My roommate and I didn't mind having girls over (wink-wink) while the other was present. One night after several hours of drinking he brought over some girl (never saw her before)and began to make-out in his bed. He had the LOWER bunk. This is finals week. I am in the UPPER bunk cramming for a test. One thing leads to another and they start moaning, groaning and rocking the beds. He's f*cking her and she's really getting into it. I (of course) am leaning over the top bunk getting a floor show. After several minutes, she says "Bobby, I want it in my ass!!!". My roomie says "Not now - We're doing fine like this". She keeps on demanding anal sex and he finally gives in. After several minutes of "hitting the rim" he finally gets decent penetration in her ass. She starts moaning and screaming and calling for Jesus. By this point he's hitting it pretty hard and I hear this GIANT FART and she blows sh&t all over his dick and stomach. "OH MY GOD!!!" my roomie shouts. Urg... Urg... Urg... <Buick> Bobby pukes all over the girls back and ass. At this sight and sound I am laughing my ass off. As I leaned over laughing uncontrollably I fell out of the top bunk and broke my arm when I hit the floor. I never saw that girl again. I did enjoy her enthusiasm.

A few things lol. Guy called me Simon once I said "What?" and he went "sorry I meant Simone", my name's Ashley. Right in the middle of sex being told "you look a lot like my sister" Probably the strangest though was mid way through sex stopping cause he thought he heard his dad shout him (his dad didn't live with him) he went out to check but nobody there so we went back to it. A phone call an hour later to tell him his Dad had been in a serious car crash :O

my wife's cat walked across my chest and tossed her tail in her face. we couldn't stop laughing.

i blew my load while getting anal, without jacking off.