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Duh because first they must tell him their evil plan so he can escape at the last moment and make a fool out of him. personally i would give 5 dollars to the first person that offed the m'effer.
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That is one of the great paradoxes of our lives, like why do they always get shot in the shoulder or why does the good guy always get the girl. I believe it is one of the Laws of Hollywood that are immutable. All films must follow this codex. No Mr. Bond, I intend to see you die. He doesn't want to kill his enemy directly because that violates the other law that the Antagonist cannot perish until at least until the penultimate scenes at least.
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Yes - they do seem to waste time talking when they have the perfect chance to kill
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Because it takes a lot to make anyone look distinguishably more stupid than the other characters in a Hollywood movie.
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Makes all the difference between the final product being a Short-movie or a Feature film!
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