ANSWERS: 13
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"Remember, Oral Sex isn't REALLY sex..."
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Would you like a cigar?
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"Come on, that black dress is going to get us both in trouble." (Feel free to rearrange punctuation as you feel necessary.) Sorry, first thing that came to mind...
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I did not have sex with that woman. pass me a cigar will ya?
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He told Monica to go in and have her love handles removed. Poor thing, now she can't hear a thing!
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Baby cum black.
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He asked her why her cheeks were so chubby and her reply through garbled speech was, "I'm with holding evidence."
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Can I have my cigar back when your done?
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watch your head from hitting it under the desk..lol
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"Excuse me Monica - I've got some work for you at my desk"
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"Dont panic love, it will wash out..."
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Damn, there's no ashtray in here. Where should I put my cigar?
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You shore are purty. Wanna meet my little buddy Willie?
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