ANSWERS: 11
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Time for a new number.
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I have nothing to say to this, but this situation, whether fake or real, is utterly hilarious.
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urm what is a hobo lol!
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Hobos! Give him some socks, then change your number!
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I feel your pain. My Hobo , Fred asked for Doritos too but no socks. He wants a set of wheels, in particular a Walmart shopping cart but I wasn't about to jack a cart for him. My solution was to show up at the drop point with Brittany Spears, Doritos in hand, telling Fred that she's looking to adopt. Haven't heard a peep from him in a week.
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Tell him that you'll give it to him if he cuts his penis off and mails it to the president.
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Be nice, give him the chips and socks. If you absolutely can't change your # try to pretend it's changed. Talk with a different accent or, if possible, a different language to confuse him.
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Buy a big bag of Doritos and a case of socks and send them to the hobo. Then change your cell phone number.
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And the moral of the story is, "Never give your cell phone number out to a hobo!"
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Stop answering his phone calls.
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Well that was a mistake. Change your number or just don't answer your phone.
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