by 
atreadia
ANSWERS: 7
-
A friend of mine told me he slept with a girl I liked. He didn't know but it was kind of a downer.
-
I don't want to date you anymore.
-
On my 39th birthday, a group of friends took me out for my birthday. The waiter asked how old I was, then said, 39 again? I was miffed. I told my friends not to tip him. ;-)
-
When I was 14 I was 10 minutes late getting home from school and my mother said,"Happy Birthday" and threw my cake in the garbage.
-
(I have auburn hair.. fair skin... I was 16 when this happened) The boy I crushed on said, "you know, if you had a tan, you would be pretty". Talk about crush!!!
-
My brother called me on my 37th birthday and said " if your going to have kids you better do it soon because you probably only have enough eggs left for a 3 egg omelet".
-
haha. My mom has made me cry on like...75% of my birthdays. I don't remember any specifically mean things she's said, but I remember when I turned...13 I think, the girls at my party were dumbasses and they all wanted to watch Thirteen, and I wanted Gothika. And so I was like "...dude. my birthday, i don't care if you guys want that stupid movie, i'm not watching it. watch it some other time." and my mom went ahead and got it anyway and forced me to watch it. like...they put it in and i sat in the corner with a lamp and started reading, and she physically came and took the book and lamp from me and made me sit on the couch with my idiot friends and endure it. In addition, that is probably the most melodramatic shitty movie I've ever seen. Which just topped it right off.
RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC