What is the criteria to consider a person OLD?
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Any of these: (1) Yelling at kids, "GET OFF MY LAWN!" (2) Complaining that they don't "make" 40 mpg cars that last 200,000 miles "like they used to." (3) Shaking one fist while using the other to support yourself. (4) Consumption of liver and onions without irony.
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I submit the hypothesis that age, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
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When they lose the kid in them.
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when their nuts hang below their knees, or for a woman when her knockers hang below her belly button.
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Using phrases like, "In my day.." & "when I was your age" Rising up from chairs without failing to grunt. Complaining about the kids today. Refusal to listen to current music at all. Spending lots of time talking about physical ailments.
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