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by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on October 1st, 2007
Leap tall buildings in a single bound.
by SMFX on October 1st, 2007
Doesn't turn me on.
by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on October 1st, 2007
Sing in German whilst morris dancing. It lies there, quiet as a mouse.
by American idle on October 1st, 2007
Work in water.
by Self Consuming Cannibal on March 3rd, 2011
I don't know, but it does fix the most important problem of all...
lol
by Amorphous Blob on June 18th, 2009
Heal a broken heart. Hey, that sounds like a country-western song.
by Takei-Shihan on October 1st, 2007
Lubricate ...
The handyman's two secret weapons are Duct Tape & WD40.
If it moves, but should not, use Duct Tape, if it should move, but does not, use WD40.
by Barcaluv on June 18th, 2009
Indeed.
The possibilities are endless : )
http://thezac.com/ducttape/
http://www.rd.com/advice-and-know-how/extraordinary-uses-for-duct-tape/article23831.html
by Factotum on June 18th, 2009
Repair rifts in the space-time continuum. At least not for very long.
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on October 2nd, 2007
Swim
by Cynstriss on October 1st, 2007
Clean my house. It just sits there, staring at the vacuum cleaner, just like me.
by The Special One on June 18th, 2009
Cure cancer. At least, not yet.
by Chopsy the Diver on October 3rd, 2007
I doubt it would shut me up or fixate an oldies dentures in place!
by Mrs Mike Rowe on October 3rd, 2007
I tell ya they should have a list that comes along with the duct tape of what not to use it on for example kidnapping...
by Caveman on October 1st, 2007
Stop Trolls...
by Seraphim Shinobi on October 1st, 2007
erm....fail. thats something it can't do
by Chain_of_command on March 3rd, 2011
Yes, the ones that need to be solved by WD-40.
In life, you only need 3 things. Duct tape to make things stick together and WD-40 to make them slide apart. And a portal gun.
by Over and Out on June 18th, 2009
Recite the Gettysburg Address
by Punny on June 18th, 2009
It can't fix gas prices...
by DukeG on June 18th, 2009
Pull off in one piece, or leave hair behind.
by -NUNYA-- on June 18th, 2009
It can be wrapped around the wooden handle of my shovel so I don't get slivers. +5
by Dezimae is FINALLY 21 on June 18th, 2009
im pretty sure it can do just about anything...
by Mavericks just doin a flyby on June 18th, 2009
Talk. Unless of course, your a schizo.
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on June 18th, 2009
Why it certainly can't fail.
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on October 19th, 2007
Surprisingly, it's really bad at sealing ducts...
by LadyLuck on October 3rd, 2007
Call out sick for me.
by Someone on October 2nd, 2007
Do my homework ha ha. Especially when it's annoying like finding an article online that I can't D<
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on October 2nd, 2007
Fix broken hearts, toilets that won't flush, cats & dogs;-)
by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on October 1st, 2007
Mend circuit boards. Fix small plastic toys. Make a squeaky hinge move smoothly. There are some jobs which are better for either solder, for super glue or for WD-40.
by atreadia on October 1st, 2007
It can't repair broken relationships.
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on March 3rd, 2011
baldness
by Therealbeaner on March 3rd, 2011
If duct tape cant fix it it cant be fixed
by Takei-Shihan on October 28th, 2009
... it can not lubricate so moving parts move better ...
Duct tape is for when something does move but should not ...
by Sparky on June 18th, 2009
Insulate a 138,000 volt wire.
by Darth NANAME on June 18th, 2009
Fix a relationship.
Wait, maybe I didn't use enough tape.
by --paw43--is back for now on June 18th, 2009
Cook breakfast : )
by urk on June 18th, 2009
This is a trick question. Duct tape can do ANYTHING!!!
by tommyboy on December 31st, 2007
Well...it doesn't work on air ducts :P
by AntigoneRising on October 3rd, 2007
I've never seen it do the hokey pokey. What a shame.
by shynomore on March 3rd, 2011
Well, if your duct tape rips, just put another piece on top...so I say it can probably fix 99% of the worlds problems!
by jaykole on March 3rd, 2011
My philosophy is: if it could fix John Wayne Bobbit's problem, then it can do anything!
by The Anonymous Witch on March 3rd, 2011
it can't patch the ozone layer .
by Gone_Hunting ! on March 3rd, 2011
Nah,everything can be fixed with duct-tape you just need enough tape.
by kagemusha on March 3rd, 2011
The lack of funds in my checking account.
by I'm Just Along For The Ride on March 3rd, 2011
some really good chains or strong rope.
by dazed on March 3rd, 2011
yes healing many health problems.
by Candi on March 3rd, 2011
yes there is thats why they also make WD40
by cloudman on March 3rd, 2011
It's a cute question but I know you already know the answer. Just for "fun" I'll give you some examples of what duct tape can't fix:
1) a broken cylinder head
2) cancer
3) alcoholism
4) aging
5) dirty-old-manitis
6) a broken heart
7) a flat tire (for any length of time)
Yours Truly,
Cloudman
by Hardcore Conservative on March 3rd, 2011
Blue balls
by koldkanuck on December 29th, 2007
I know for a fact when two pieces of duct tape are
placed sticky to sticky you can't separate them.
Does duct tape contain latex?
by Answerbag Staff on May 29th, 2010
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Everyone needs duct tape, because it has so many uses! agree or not?
by genericdust on September 15th, 2011
| 4 people like this
Is this a valid use for duct tape?
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/duct-tape-funny-140000.jpg
by Shemarq the Wamama on February 18th, 2011
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How much duct tape do you have in your house right now?
by Zack on September 6th, 2011
| 6 people like this
Can you imagine life without duct tape?
by drequeen on December 10th, 2010
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You're reading Duct tape, is there anything it can't do?
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by Scooter on October 18th, 2007
Thank you. =^..^=
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on October 18th, 2007