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Scooter
ANSWERS: 24
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erm....fail. thats something it can't do
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Stop Trolls...
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Work in water.
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Doesn't turn me on.
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Leap tall buildings in a single bound.
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Clean my house. It just sits there, staring at the vacuum cleaner, just like me.
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Sing in German whilst morris dancing. It lies there, quiet as a mouse.
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Lubricate ... The handyman's two secret weapons are Duct Tape & WD40. If it moves, but should not, use Duct Tape, if it should move, but does not, use WD40.
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It can't repair broken relationships.
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Mend circuit boards. Fix small plastic toys. Make a squeaky hinge move smoothly. There are some jobs which are better for either solder, for super glue or for WD-40.
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Fix broken hearts, toilets that won't flush, cats & dogs;-)
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Do my homework ha ha. Especially when it's annoying like finding an article online that I can't D<
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Swim
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I tell ya they should have a list that comes along with the duct tape of what not to use it on for example kidnapping...
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Call out sick for me.
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I've never seen it do the hokey pokey. What a shame.
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I doubt it would shut me up or fixate an oldies dentures in place!
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Surprisingly, it's really bad at sealing ducts...
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I know for a fact when two pieces of duct tape are placed sticky to sticky you can't separate them.
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Wipe my ass after I poop.
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Well...it doesn't work on air ducts :P
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Yes, it cannot be used on a heating duct even though thats what it was made for - makes sense to me as well
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If you can f*** it duct it. Or as i say if you can't f*** it duct it, then f*** it.
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IT CAN BE USED FOR ANYTHING= ITS STRONG
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