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Good morning bed head. ;)
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"Hello, gorgeous"..lol
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Quick one please!!
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Go comb your hair your a fright!
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Nice boner!
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The creature from the black lagoon is alive!!!
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My God, I am the luckiest woman alive. LMAO
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Ah, look at him... poor old soul.
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Oh my! What is wrong with your hair?!
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"Hmm, you don't look all that different. Now take your hair out of that stupid ponytail." :-)
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"Hi, Rosie!" I always look the same, so there'd be no confusing who I am..I don't "put on my face"..my face is always on! :)
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"... HOLY...! Honey, get the shotgun, QUICK!"
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The power of christ compels you! Only joking, I don't look that bad usually, not unless I've been drinking the night before. I'm not a pretty sight with a hangover.
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Pass the bottle, this has got to get better!
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Oy vey!
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"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" lmao!!
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Hello Sleepy Head, Go Back To Bed.
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You really can age over night!!!!!
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oh my God my poor eyes someone burn them for me lol.
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What the hell did you really get some sleep?? then the shock passes and you get used to my raccoon looking face lol
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What the hell...??!!??
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I thought you said you were only 47 not a 147!:)
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Yuck
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Beautiful!!!!!.
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There would be no words... You would just see me and gasp for air while you looked for your gun...LOL
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Hey! Your hair looks better now than it did last night!!
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Did that happen in Chicago, Boise or Cleveland?
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Wow... I musta drank a LOT last night...
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"Who the hell are you, and why am I in bed with you, your wife, your cats, and your dog? Please don't call the police!"
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Jeez. I thought Ed Sullivan was dead.
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Oh, gee. The hair...
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"Do you need some eyedrops?" I have chronic dry-eye (inactive tear glands), and my eyes are pretty much frozen shut every morning.
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Houston.........we have a problem.
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"Kiss me"
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Coyote Ugly!
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did you jjust get hit by a train? or O M G!!!!! or AAAAAA! a monster
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Yum, yum.... gimme some!
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"what did you do to your hair?"
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You look like The Elephant Man with an erection
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Cor, i would!
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HOLY COOOOW!!!
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What happened to your hair?
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You did, and the police were called due to the screaming. Here's an excerpt from the police report: "And the beast was seized, and with him the false prophet who performed the signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who had received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image; these two were thrown alive into the lake of fire which burns with brimstone." Which reminds me, I have another appointment with my dermatologist to check my skin graft.
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I just screwed a girl that looks like a guy! SHIT!!!
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oh my god! honey,theyve killed kenny again
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"Turn around"
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Is that a wig?
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........? WTF!
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Whoa!!
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"Ready for another round?"
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...Where do you keep the paper bags?!?!?
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Your first words would be, "good morning beautiful".
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You got bedhead
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you mean you'd let me out of bed...? aw jeez, now you've just hurt my feelings... ;)
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...Can't answer what you'd think. Although it would depend on what happened earlier the day before and in the night. Livia
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bad night honey?
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Good Lord - are you alive? you look like death warmed up!! lol (im not a morning person, especially in the winter when its cold and dark!!)
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"err...i think i left the oven on"
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oh no a new zit... slaps hands from picking
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beutiful!!! and in somewhat in love from having sex the night before
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Brush your teeth and drink the mouthwash.
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oh Lord do something with that hair
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Why is your hair never messed up?
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Who are you? and what did you do with the person I fell asleep with? LOL!!
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Holy shit ! love really is blind.
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WTF lets F !
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Good morning.
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Wow, i hope we had sex last night!!
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' good morning starshine'
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Get the broom, I'll kill it.
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let me introduce you to this thing we call "a shower"
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"oh my god...she stayed"
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I must empty the hoover bag
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It must have been REALLY, REALLY dark last night.
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Wow...there's like, no difference. Nice boxers, though.
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Put that snake away! oh wait... that's not...
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Damn baby you look good but the breath is KICKING...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH Oh it's just you
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dam why dont you look this good at night?
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aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.lol
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How much did I drink?
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I'll call 911!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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JESUS, Is that you?
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Oh my god, how much did you drink last night!?
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"Wow" ... a cross between a, "wow, nice tight muscles" and "wow, a lot of scars."
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OMG! YOUR NAKED!!!!!
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Hopefully for your safety sake you would quickly tell me who you are and what you are doing in my bedroom.
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Holy shit wtf did u do last nite!!
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"Wow....that is some craaaaaaazy hair!!"
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Exactly how did you get your hair to stand up that high? I slide down and am almost on the floor by morning so the hair just gets pushed up all night long!
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Hey...are you awake?
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When you finish work , run back.
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good morning! i look the same as i did when i went to sleep.
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There is book print on your forehead.
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C'mere baby
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Ahhh,sweet mystery of life,I've finally found yooooou!!!!
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Who are you??? lol :)
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