probably nothing that already hasnt been done with one...:-)

Pee standing up, and write my name in the snow.

I would play with it, jerk it off a couple of times... And do my s/o up the ass...

treat it like a motorbike,,,,hahaha

Play with it to see what it feels like, and pee standing up. :)

masturbate, have sex, and get oral

I will make him fucking me with all the sex ways which I had seen in movies. a four hours for the kissing and dalliance: the Kissing, the Playing on the body, the walk nude for temptation. a four hours for his cock: I will make his cock a doll between my hands I will sucking his cock, I will enter it until deep my throat. and if he want ejaculating at my mouth, I will be ready for swallowing it. a four hours for my breast: I will make my tits a doll between his hands. I will excite him by my overhung tits which dancing with movement his cock inside my holes I will placing his cock on my breast, and I will make him do moving his cock up and down between my tits, and sucking my nipples a four hours for my pussy: I will make him lick my clitoris, and sucking my swollen pussy's lip, I will make his cock do sailing in deep my hot pussy's hole a four hours for my ass: I will make him doing spit on hole my ass, then entering all his cock in deep my black posterior, until I feeling his testicles sticking on my pussy's lips, then ejaculating his hot semen inside my exhausting rear. I will pushed my body on him, and I will clasped on his cock by my ass , so that not exit it from my ass, so that I enjoy, and so that his hot water quench craving of my ass a four hours for sleeping: We are will sleeping together. at one time, he sleeping on top of me, and at one time, I sleeping on top of him, while he wrapping his legs around my pelvis.

cut it off and eat it

...Of course the obvious, pee standing up. ha! I'd also want to feel what it's like for a man to have all - a blow job, vaginal intercourse, and anal intercourse.. I am already guessing my favorite would have to be a blow job. I know I get super turned on at just the idea of my husband eating me out, let alone him actually doing it, I'd imagine it would be the same seeing a woman take my dick (if I had one) into her mouth... So that above all.. I'd want a blow job!

cut it off.

I would stroke it....kiss it....lick it....wrap my lips around it & suck on it....put it between my breasts, & lick the head....I would have it deep inside my very wet pussy....I'd feel it slide in my ass, pumping there too..

Show my S/O and tell him to Suck it! xD Then find a genie to get my pussy back =[

------------------> i think if they had a dick were will guys be getting there pussy from and they just fuck us guys harder not in a good way ;-]

Defenitly get a blow job! Than fuck a bunch of girls and give some anal fun day that would be. But after that day id want my pussy back soo badd :)

anything i could... i would get horny just looking at it.

Experience it for a day to see what really makes it feel god. Then I'd want my pussy back and use the experience to please my bf.

I have a big one,but unfortunately its only rubber. I would put it right up my husbands butt, just like the rubber one. Watching him suck on it really doesn't do anything other than humiliate him. I enjoy the thrill of penetrating him with it. I think every husband should learn what it is like to be anally penetrated.