ANSWERS: 46
  • Don't talk to me when you're drunk.
  • Stop kicking me off the furniture!! I lay on the couch, you kick me off so you can sit. So I lay on your chair, then you decide to sit in your chair. I go in the bedroom, so do you. LEAVE ME ALONE!
  • "Can you scratch my ass for me, because I seriously can't reach it" lol I always see my dog trying to stretch his leg around to scratch.
  • It would say "quit calling me pork,my name is roxie"
  • MY cat would say, "Get rid of that interloper!" Arisztid's cat would say, "Stop shoving those nasty tasting things down my throat!"
  • Kaa would say...Yo MA!!! Where the hell is my rat! I'm freakin' starving over here!! (you have to add the NY Italian accent to it). Or why haven't you cleaned the turd out of my cage yet?????
  • "How was it that SHE, got me, in the divorce?"
  • Dont talk about me cuz I have a limp.
  • Mine talk all the time... My Snowshoe Siamese says, "Ouuttt...now! Ouuutt...now!" and when I sing she says "noooooooo!" My flame point Siamese cried when he realizes he is alone and he is too laxy to come find anyone, "Hello? I'm aloooone. Hello? I'm allllooooonnne". My doesn't really form words, but she moans like a camel when she is happy :o)
  • mine do and always have over the 15 years I have been owned by them ....lol
  • yo what up playa!!!hahahah
  • get a life.
  • My sisters dog would tell me to stop popping that damn gum and scratch me.
  • my dog would say "where is my salmon today?" she loves the stuff. she got some on the tip of her nose one day. it was so very funny watching her try to lick it off.
  • "Your not my daddy"
  • "GIVE ME FOOD" sorta like Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors....
  • My parrot talks all the time.. if she could really reason and think clearly.. not just mimick and repeat.. she would probably say "For the Love of God stop walking in front of my cage naked I am trying to eat!"
  • Can you understad me now?? let's play fetch OMG we have so much to talk about now!!
  • feed me, pet me, walk me, play with me. or memememememe
  • "Change my fucking water you bloody bastard" I have a Beta fish
  • scratch my belly..give me some tuna!...where's my toy?...can I have some tuna?...I want to sleep...do we have any tuna?...ooh, look at that bird!...where's the tuna?
  • Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Pet me! pet me! pet me! I am here, why aren't you giving me attention 24/7? How DARE you have anything to do besides spend time with me!
  • I love you.
  • Cat 1: "You don't give me enough attention! Give me atention!" Cat 2: "I hate it when you hold me like a baby. I hate it when you assume I'll find that plastic bag amusing." Cat 3: "Do you mind if I lick my downstairs? Great! Thanks!"
  • Stop shaking the bed.
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  • Walk me more, Play with me more. give me fresh water daily, lots more treats and most important give me lots and lots and lots of loving.
  • Mommy, Why the hell are you talking to me like i am stupid?
  • Thank you.
  • Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
  • Actually, through body language, your pet can and does talk. My dog has been coming in and out of the room several times now to tell me that it is time for dinner. Her facial expression says, "Hurry, get off of that thing and come out here and feed me."
  • Bitch betta have my bone
  • kuli- if I could kill you, I would, I wish I had thumbs nani- gotta run gotta run gotta run gotta run captain tardo(and I always figured him with a russian accent) lol-give me your food and you'll live babygirl- thank God I blend in with the carpet pretty sure thats what my cats think of
  • I love you so much!Especially when you give me that soft food.And some of your food.But PLEASE rub my head,and back and neck and ears.You rib better than anything.If I look deep into your eyes can I hypnotise you into doing nothing but petting me and feeding me?But maybe sometimes we could also go outside and then...pet me some more?..Love you.Why can`t you just be still and let me sitt on you all day?Isn`tpetting me enough?Here I`ll rub you,now,your turn.Oh,I LOVE that.
  • i gotta pee
  • my pet can't talk? then how come I always seem to know what she's saying?
  • They do talk
  • Food now! Been a couple messed up days, I neglected to buy dog food and I don't think they are happy with the luncheon meat sandwiches.
  • My cat says, "Mommy".
  • You know I really don't like chili dogs every night.
  • Feed me!
  • They may not be able to talk or form words as we, but I assure they can communicate all kinds of things..They let me now when they want to go out or come in..When they want to play..or eat...or want attention, etc.
  • My dog would say: "I understand you keep me on diet for my own sake - you don't want me to die young".
  • more food, more baths, more walks
  • "The world would be mine....if I only had thumbs"
  • Hi! I love you! Pet me!

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