- NEW!
by LANGIE on September 25th, 2007
if you hit me again mate that`ll be twice
by Wild One on September 25th, 2007
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
by Ninja Chicken on September 25th, 2007
How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. my name is....
by Holly2323 on September 25th, 2007
I lost the keys to my place, can I stay at yours?
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on October 16th, 2009
If you think everything is going to be ok, you have obviously overlooked something.
by ZiggyStardust on October 16th, 2009
Bad decisions make good stories.
Or
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
by LEO on October 10th, 2009
I got more one liners than Whitney/Bobby's coffee table
by Sir Mikey phyliss 3rd cousin on October 9th, 2009
I knew I had to cancel my dogs cell phone when he started getting free rollover minutes:)
by ChelseaMark on September 25th, 2007
The QE2.
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on September 25th, 2007
"In uniform?....or out?"
by Worzel on September 25th, 2007
Hiya, glad to meet me :)
by Gabstar on October 16th, 2009
you be sin squared theta, then i'll be cos squared theta and together we'll be one ;)
by Lonely - Rebel - AYPWIP on October 16th, 2009
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
by PrivateGomerSpooner on October 16th, 2009
I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
Your eyes remind me of spanners, every time I look into them, my nuts start to tighten.
by call me Kat on October 10th, 2009
When some idiot says, "You're fat!" I reply, "I can lose weight, but to fix an @sshole like you will take SURGERY!"
by fred flintstone on October 10th, 2009
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
by - alluseek - on October 9th, 2009
Blonds really do have more fun:)+5
by Emmi331 on October 9th, 2009
You must be exhausted from running around in my head.
by SanityClause on October 16th, 2009
Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on October 16th, 2009
"Whatever!"
by Candi on October 16th, 2009
you look great in that dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor
by TERRYTUKER on October 9th, 2009
checks in the mail.
trust me i won't cum in your mouth.
by Boozy Soozy on October 9th, 2009
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?? lol
by jaygee on November 19th, 2009
From Groucho.....(Gentlemen...and I use that term loosely)
by Ubiquitous Name on November 19th, 2009
"I've had a wonderful time - this wasn't it." ~ Groucho Marx.
by bye friends health problems on October 16th, 2009
Life is just what you make it.
How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Who makes A B fun for you? Excluding me, of course.
by HoboJoe on December 5th, 2011
| 3 people like this
Bob Cratchit, you are going to have a good time this year anyway, aren't you? Despite
being canned for putting toilet paper roll on wrong,
by einsteinwasright0116 on December 1st, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
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Comments
I had to give you points because your English & I miss England
by Little big mouth on September 25th, 2007
oh thanks thats nice where where you from
by LANGIE on September 25th, 2007
I'm first generation American but I have family all over England, so when asked I say I'm English. I've been there several times
by Little big mouth on September 25th, 2007
oh hi oh sorry that was a bad punn
by LANGIE on September 26th, 2007