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	What is your best one-liner? By Wild One Asked Sep 25 2007 1:18PM	82 Pts Rate Question

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by LANGIE on Sep 25, 2007 at 1:22 pm Permalink

if you hit me again mate that`ll be twice

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LANGIE Sep, 25 2007 at 02:00 PM

oh thanks thats nice where where you from

Little big mouth Sep, 25 2007 at 04:21 PM

I'm first generation American but I have family all over England, so when asked I say I'm English. I've been there several times

LANGIE Sep, 26 2007 at 01:50 PM

oh hi oh sorry that was a bad punn

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by Ninja Chicken on Sep 25, 2007 at 2:19 pm Permalink

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. my name is....

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by Holly2323 on Sep 25, 2007 at 1:47 pm Permalink

I lost the keys to my place, can I stay at yours?

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by Rasher of Bacon on Oct 10, 2009 at 11:26 am Permalink

I got more one liners than Whitney/Bobby's coffee table

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by Worzel on Sep 25, 2007 at 1:49 pm Permalink

Hiya, glad to meet me :)

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by POLICE...A FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE on Sep 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm Permalink

"In uniform?....or out?"

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by Sir Mikey on Oct 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm Permalink

I knew I had to cancel my dogs cell phone when he started getting free rollover minutes:)

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by Wild One on Sep 25, 2007 at 2:23 pm Permalink

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

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by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on Oct 16, 2009 at 4:29 am Permalink

If you think everything is going to be ok, you have obviously overlooked something.

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by ChelseaMark on Sep 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm Permalink

The QE2.

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Scifisuz Sep, 25 2007 at 01:59 PM

boo hiss

ChelseaMark Sep, 25 2007 at 02:02 PM

It's one of the best liners in the World !