What would the world's dumbest merchant try to sell and where?
by 
Fluffdragon
ANSWERS: 23
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Ice cream in antartica!
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I imagine that selling subscriptions to tabloids would be difficult. I mean, who's gonna buy a years subscription to a magazine who's headline is "World to end next month"?
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Ice to an Eskimo.
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Condoms at a pre-school.
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Taco Bell food in a Mexican village.
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Bibles at a solstice celebration...
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matches in Hell
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sand in the dessert
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Beer at an AA meeting!
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Condoms in a eunuch colony.
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New plows and tractors to all those desert farmers of central Sahara. Pork products at Isreal's Wailing Wall or Mecca.
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Avon at a Mary Kay convention.
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beef at a vegans conference!
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Snow Cones in Antarctica.
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What about maps to the stars and their homes at NASA?
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stars in the universe?
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Common sense to anyone in Washington
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Water next to the ocean.
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A snowball in Hell.
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Sand to a Saudi Even Oil to a Saudi.
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Cow manure to a dairyman. MP3 players to deaf people
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A Britney Spears CD to anyone.
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Pentagrams to xians.
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