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Is this gonna be the one about "I think someone stole our tent"?

He couldn't say sh*t about Sherlock. I haven't a clue.

Holmes, Mrs. Hudson has been knocked up.

1) Sherlock was the original name of Dr. Watson: "What most people probably don't know is that Dr. Watson's name wasn't originally "Dr. Watson". The original name of the diagnostic tool was "Sherlock", whose icon was a lit drop-stem pipe. I remember chatting about the Doctor with its author, the late Don Corbitt, whose office was just a few doors down from mine. In 1991, he had to change the name from "Sherlock" to "Dr. Watson"; I had forgotten why, but Danny Glasser came to my rescue and reminded me that there was already a debugging tool called "Sherlock" that had come out a few years previously. The name had to change, and the Doctor stepped in to fill Sherlock's shoes. The icon was originally a doctor's bag, but it changed to the stethoscope-wielding general practitioner a few months later." Source: http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/11/14/492483.aspx 2) "Why is Windows Error Reporting nicknamed "Dr. Watson"? The nickname for the feature known as Windows Error Reporting is "Dr. Watson". Where did that name come from? As you have probably guessed, The name Dr. Watson was inspired by the character of Dr. Watson, the assistant to Sherlock Holmes in the stories by Arthur Conan Doyle. " Source: http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/08/10/449866.aspx 3) Further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Watson_(debugger) 4) "remarkable mental qualities": "Watson, on the other hand, claimed that “in choosing a few typical cases which illustrate the remarkable mental qualities of my friend, Sherlock Holmes, I have endeavoured, as far as possible, to select those which presented the minimum of sensationalism, while offering a fair field for his talents”." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Watson

Sherlock, you were arrested for just dating a girl? What kind of girl would lead to your arrest? Elementary my dear Watson, elementary.