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The Jesus Factor: Some of the researchers who have studied occultic religions and also Aliens & UFO abductions have noticed that some of the pictures of aliens look exactly like some pictures from occult books showing the appearance of demons that are able to manifest themselves in a visible form. Sincere & honest as possible pray to the True Jesus Christ can definitely help you. gave you a pt ie. zero to hero ( 0 to 1 pt )
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Stay away from aliens.
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Stay indoors and be afraid. Be very afraid.
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excess baggage
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To Run really fast and don't look back
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listen every night to "coast to coast am"w/george noory.and never ever miss an episode w/art bell
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try not to resist. ristance is futile.
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Wake up, do a few jumping jacks, splash some water on their face, and go get some fresh air.
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Stock up on alien deduction.
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Alien: "We've come to abduct you earthling. Can you give us reason not to take you with us to our Mother ship and probe you?" A.) "Yes, I've already been probed an hour ago. I'm still sore." b.) "Brother, its me Homer from the grey side of the family. I'm here disguised as a human doing a thesis on " What makes human tick?" I believe its rooted in Starbucks, but I need more time to solve the mystery." c.) "You want a probe? I'll show you a probe! " Ted Nugget runs around with shotgun chasing Aliens with threats of how to take it like an alien should... A few helpful hints: Never live in the city, rare is it to see aliens in populated areas. Stay away from people who might be alittle unstable...or lacking in chromisomes. Travel with packs of people, fat unhealthy people who can't run far;thereby giving you time to get further away from aliens & probing devices.
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Move away from The Deep South of the US.....it only happens there! As does a lot of anal probing!
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Deny them permission. Read how in 'the Mars Project' at Metatech.org.
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Run like the wind & hope that the aliens cannot run nearly as fast as their spacecrafts!! LOL LOL :D
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Aluminium foil.
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Sew the bung-hole up tight. If they cannot probe, you have 0 value.
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Staying away from Mexican's and Canadians. And garlic.
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Telling them you know Scully and Mulder
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putting down the malt liquor.
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Refrain from dreaming yo...
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I'll show them my predator scar lol
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Dont cross the US border
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CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS!
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Well honestly, there isn't much you can do. We have been doing that for many many years now, we are VERY good at it! But the best thing to prevent it from being you is to be eat squash, thats our kryptonie!
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Hats made of foil. I think they mistake you for a baked potato.
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Put down the Mushrooms!
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Sneezing.
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deporting them before they can abduct people.
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Tin foil hats! http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
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A home-made tin foil hat
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Sew up their sphincter to prevent anal probing.
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If they get me all im going to do is to beg for no anal probing.
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1) "Ask God to send angelic protection for the house that we were living in and to seal it off from the attacks of the enemy. - Pray for angelic shields around your house or apartment. - Change The Quantum Matrix in your home - Change The Quantum Matrix inside yourself - Change Your Timeline" Source and further information: http://www.metatech.org/preventing_alien_abductions.html 2) "The place where you can find clear information on how to insure yourself against alien abduction or how to behave if abducted." Source and further information: http://www.alienabductioninsurance.com/ 3) Further information: - "Girls - dont't be abducted by aliens!" http://www.utterpants.co.uk/aliens/abduction.html - "How to Defend Yourself against Alien Abduction" http://www.loot.co.za/shop/main.jsp?page=detail&id=2512431082928
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Stop watching Sci Fi films .
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I'm going with the big tinfoil hat. If nothing else they'll think I'm an idiot and not worth abducting !! :-)
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Purchasing an "alien-be-gone" ring. It's invisible, so it won't ruin your fashion, but it's guaranteed to work or your money back. I sell them, they're only $150. A small price to pay for piece of mind.
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Sanity
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an insanity plea. lol
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frisbee
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stay away from the situation. dont touch them. alien small pox you see. poke them in their eyes, or hit them in their throat. base ball bat. tell them to go away. dont talk to them any more. avoid eye contact for long periods of time. run away. gun, shoot it! if they are there run into public place. but they still get you any ways. avoid thinking about them alot, cause of their mind powers. tell them to wait a second while you get something for them. then pull out you gun! or just use this as a time to escape.
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Wake up !
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Wrap your entire body in tin foil and make sure your radio is always on white noise! Its fool proof!
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To get a pet alien from a different, rival empire from a different planet.
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You first need to purchase alien abduction insurance with the special protection clause and then wear a foil skull cap, this will prevent them from being able to locate you with the tracking device which they have placed inside your nose.
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I'm an alien too, go pick on an Earthling.
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Scepticism
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your cool
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