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SaltyJohn
ANSWERS: 9
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I would tie them up and call the police.
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I knew that wood chipper would come in handy. But seriously, the burglar would not make it through into the house with out some sort of ventillation
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sit on him. although I've heard it's not a good idea.
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Arrest him.
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Tie him up and/or force him to perform for you.
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Nothing. He would either a dead or injured burgular after I shot him.
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If someone broke into my place, I'll kill him.
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I would retaliate by robbing him - of his manhood.
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... hold them restrained, call it in, and wait for the police to arrive ...
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