ANSWERS: 13
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I have to stay home and play with my dog.
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I ate something that made me sick. I couldn't go!....
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I once told a friend that I had to wax my grandmothers legs... Obviously he didn't believe me, (and no, it wasn't true), but it got the message across that I really had no interest in going out that particular night.
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I don't wanna...Honesty is the best policy.
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Once a friend talked for weeks about a BBQ but failed to ask me and then assumed I was going and then got mad when I refused to go.
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i don't make up excuses, i just say i am not in the mood and don't feel like it.. plain and simple... like it or lump it
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I said i dont feel like going> BEst excuse ever
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I'm and adult and I don't have to do anything I don't want too.
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"I had a premonition, and it wasn't good!"
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I got my left boob caught in one of the vacuum cleaner attachments, but I'll keep you abreast of the situation;)
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"my dog is not in a mood to send me out today", obviously my friends did not believe it.
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excuse for not going to work. my eye hurts but i can still use my other eye to watch other people do my job.(they do it just as well as far as eye can see.)
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im getting a blow job tonight >that worked wonders
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