ANSWERS: 24
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Well... I would presume he was mistaken, drunk, on drugs or a bit mad. Unless I did something that I was aware of!
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Most likely I would laugh and say you must have been talking to my ex.
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Bytch slap them but I'm not a guy I'm speaking for a few though,lol.
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Make sure he was talkin' to me and ask Clint Eastwood politely if he was sure he wanted to swallow his own teeth like that?
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Well, my first instinct would be to say, "So, she's moved in with you, now, eh?"....
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I'm not sure I'd care.
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I would give him the scientific explanation of a rectum and give him the following line; "speaking of an asshole, have you looked into a mirror lately?" That should do the trick or I would tell him "It takes a big one to know a small one like me"
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Probably just stare at him blankly. I wouldn't have much of a reaction to a stranger (who doesn't know me at all) saying that.
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I would stand up straight, walk around so that I am facing his back, crouch down and call him a face to his arsehole.
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Give him a hug. (he probably needs one)
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Guess immediately that he is an American becouse it in not terminology in every day use here in America. I would then probably give him a good punch on the nose, metaphorically speaking that is!
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Headbut him in the nose kick him in the groin sweep him off his feet & stomp him on the head with my steel cap boots.
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Haven't you got enough to worry about without making up nasty situations like this? Has anyone ever called you paranoid?
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Fart
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"That's 'Mr. Asshole' to you, buddy"
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I would cry, like a little girl. Complete emotional breakdown, then collapse into a quivering pile on the floor... That'll show 'em!
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mines taken !
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As long as he didn't touch me, I would just say "That makes two of us".
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Form my lips and make a farting sound, then walk away.
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I'd ask him if he's look in the mirror lately?
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Here's what I would do... 1/ Hold out my left hand in a fist shape. 2/ Tell him to keep looking at it and tell him I will make stars appear. 3/ While he's looking at my hand, punch him with my right hand and he'll definitely see stars after that.
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"You're offering HOW MUCH, to DO WHAT with MY ASSHOLE? No way, you'll just have to get your thrills elsewhere."
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Nothing, maybe laugh at him; I would be more conserned as to why hes calling me an asshole; probably has something to do with his girlfriend.
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i would probably get away from them, they probably have some mental issues
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