Darkling told me about a guy who won a Darwin Award for using a belt sander, something I can only imagine wasn't very pleasurable.

(to idne, cant comment) I dont think there would be an end...

Jodie, I think you might have two Darwin's confused or mixed up. The staple gun was a guy who used a conveyor belt as a giant vibrator, and "things "got carried away. He attempted to staple it back together and later doctors had to remove the other two parts due to infection. (he live but was Darwin worthy because he was rendered sterile.) Thew other, and icky-er on was a guy who put two osscillating sanders(without sandpaper)between his couch cushions. Since he chose 120 volt tools instead of battery operated, the voltage followed the path of least resistance. Times like this I remember why I chose not to be an EMT. eww.

i think that using a vacuum cleaner for male pleasure is pretty goofy....

Rotten.com X-Ray of two large glass jars of jelly and a potato in a place it should never be. (MALE)

A man with a watermelon. A woman with a zuccini while sitting on top of a washing machine that was on spin cycle.

My sister-in-law is an ER nurse, and she has regaled us with stories of men coming into the ER with all manner of foreign objects lodged inside their rectums. Coke bottles, various vegetables, broom handles (with the rubber grip), a travel alarm clock, etc. But my favorite was the guy who came in with a rubber ducky wedged in his poop-chute. "I don't know where your rubber ducky is, honey. Now just take your bath and shut up."

A man came in to the emergency room with a live gerbil in his rectum. That is pretty sick in my book. EDIT- I have been notified this is an urban legend. I did hear it but it seems proper to note it had been debunked.

Up your ass and out of sight! Object Number Recovered Glass or ceramic Bottle or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12 Light bulb 7 Tube 6 Food Apple 1 Banana 2 Carrot 4 Cucumber 3 Onion 2 Parsnip 1 Plantain (with condom) 1 Potato 1 Salami 1 Turnip 1 Zucchini 2 Wooden Ax handle 1 Stick or broom handle 10 Miscellaneous or unspecified 3 Sexual Device Vibrator 23* Dildo 15 Kitchen device Dull knife 1 Ice pick 1 Knife sharpener 1 Mortar pestle 2 Spatula (plastic) 1 Spoon 1 Tin cup 1 Miscellaneous tools Candle 1 Curling Iron 1 Flashlight 3 Iron rod 1 Pen 2 Rubber tube 1 Screwdriver 1 Toothbrush 1 Wire spring 1 Inflated device Balloon 1 Balloon attached to cylinder 1 Condom 1 Ball Baseball 2 Tennis ball 1 Pool cue ball 1 Miscellaneous containers Baby powder can 1 Candle box 1 Shampoo Bottle 1 Snuff box 1 Miscellaneous Bottle cap ** 1 Cattle horn 3 Chain (gold) 1 Frozen pig's tail 1 "Kangaroo tumor" # 1 Hair Mousse Cap 1 Plastic rod 1 Stone 2 Toothbrush holder 1 Toothbrush package 1 Whip handle 2* Collections (one case of each) 2 Glass tubes 72 1/2 Jeweler's saw Oil can with potato stopper Piece of wood, peanut Umbrella handle and enema tubing 2 Glasses Phosphorus match ends (homicide) 402 Stones Toolbox ## 2 Bars soap Beer glass and preserving pot Lemon and cold cream jar 2 Apples Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

Snow globe in the rectum. I'm unclear if it was supposed to bring pleasure to the one with it in their butt or the one who was shaking him up and watching the snow globe. True story.

Using a high pressure water hose, thus using the connection from the pressure outlet pipe against your penis, Wow what a great Orgasm, in was such an extreme pleasure during the duration of ejectulation

I didn't see it(nor do i want to)but my friend's dad's friend said: he's had sex with a cat(their tongue is rough-his words not mine, and he took the bone out of a xmas ham and had sex with it before his family ate dinner- glad I'm not in his family!

I heard of a guy hollowing a melon and putting it in the microwave until it was warm, and a man having sex with it; it was supposed to be the sensation of receiving oral sex

With an orniment up their pussy

Guys: sticking their dick between 2 couch cushions

man with opened legs and bent knees and rubbing his nipples and jerking cock

i have heard of a case where a female put a cell phone on vibrate inside her you*know*what and called it...

I found a site with over 50 "strange" ways to masturbate: Source: http://advancedmasturbation.com

BANANA SOME PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD

How I shuddered when I heard the phrase "Penile Insertion"...

Champagne Bottle

A women in prison was sent to a hospital because she had a rotting hotdog lodge in her vagina. Apparently, it broke off and she was to ashamed to tell anyone. Than, it started to smell.

You can also read this forum. Girls are asking what household items they can use for pleasuring themselves. Girls can get very creative when they're horny. haha I don't know about the electric toothbrush though, seems kinda harsh. Also, when I worked at UPS, some lady ordered some electrical stimulator. Which was weird. We only found out because the ointment that came with the electrode was leaking thru the box, so we had to open it and we saw something that looked like a torture device. haha

my mom knew a girl that had to go to the hospital because she was pleasuring her self with a hotdog and it broke off in her pussy. my aunt works at a nursing home and she walked in on a person using a spoon to pleasure herself

Well I"m pretty strange myself. I often take a soft puffy nylon sleepingbag, roll it up and thrust my cock through the middle of it, humping it until I cum. Lots of fun. If you wana watch, don't hesitate to ask lubimusus@yahoo.com

animals

putting peanut butter on yourself then having a dog lick it off