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I really don't think you can find a sensible answer to that here. Go off and talk to your friends, your parents and your boyfriend.
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LOL Penny. Your boyfriend should eat the pill, and wash it down with all the rest of the pills in your cabinet, just to be sure it has friends. Then you should take a pregnancy test, and it will be in the .001% that are wrong, and you won't have to worry about breaking up with your boyfriend because he'll be in the hospital getting his stomach pumped and you can run away to Romania and start a new life where people don't come to AB and ask these questions.
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the pill you found is the cure for pill questions pill. you must start immediate manefacture of this pill. you are going through noperiodius fortwoweekius syndrome discovered by mrs. englewinkleburtsteonberg in the late 1800, you are not pregnant, just getting fat (side effect of NF syndrome), don;t worry surgery is free as it is such a well known disease. as for your boyfriend, break up with him, he's not good enough (what's he doing looking for pills?)
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The pill is probably a terribly illegal substance your boyfriend took and will use as an excuse to cheat on you with your best friend, who you just loaned $200 and aren't getting back any time soon. You could be pregnant, but check that it's not with a one-night stand who totally seduced you by looking at you 'that way' when you were over at the house of your new step-mom, whom you hate becasue she's a b****. You should totally break up with him because he probably constantly checks out other girls and might even be secretly gay, which, as we all know on AB, is an abomination but not as bad as same-sex marriage.
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You should break up with him if he is the father of your baby because the low life isn't going to stick around to help support you anyway. If he's not the father of the baby then don't break up with him just to stick it to him. The pill you found is a "Fountain of Youth" pill. You should take it but not give your boyfriend any that way you will always be young and beautiful while he continues to grow old until one day he can't perform anymore and then you can tell him the truth about the kid and the pill.
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Take the pill, dump your boyfriend and have the baby. That's totally going to be my new answer to every one of those questions :D
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If U brk up with his, R that normal? You could be pregs, but I don't think that r NRML. And the pill, it that normal 2 U? Wut 4 U ax dis Q?
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