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According to google, what are you not? (google "NAME is not")

By mallogen Asked Aug 30 2007 7:22AM
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by Jenniferocious on Aug 30, 2007 at 8:55 am Permalink

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Jennifer is not trying to SELL anything. (True, I'm not)

Jennifer is not doing her best. (Also true, I'm probably not.)

Jennifer is not pregnant. (Phew! That's good to know!)

Jennifer is not married to Reese. (That's good - it might complicate things with my boyfriend!)

Jennifer is not beautiful. (Now that's just mean)

Jennifer is not without common sense. (Yay!)

Jennifer is not confident about her body. (True - but I'm working on it.)

Jennifer is not a voyeur of the Rockabilly culture. (What?)

Jennifer is not a happy bunny. (What?!)

Jennifer is not sure she's at the right point in her life to undergo genetic testing. (Is there a "right" point to do that?)

Jennifer is not the only star to have been haunted by ghosts recently. (I'm a star!)

Jennifer is not planning on joining the controversial religion. No matter how hard they push, Jen isn't interested. (Yep, not interested.)

Jennifer is not mentally retarded. (Good to know.)
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Avatar Scooot Jan, 17 2008 at 04:14 AM
Amazing

Answer 2 out of 47

by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on Aug 30, 2007 at 7:55 am Permalink

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Steve is not going to give in and eat animal products if the jail refuses to provide vegan food.

Steve is not the same sex as Steve.

Steve is not an idiot.

All of which are news to me...except for the last one:)
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Answer 3 out of 47

by snakelover on Aug 30, 2007 at 12:17 pm Permalink

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Marie is not even cake

Marie not lost but missed

Marie not really trying to kill herself

Marie not one to shake you up.
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Answer 4 out of 47

by Mr. Meaulnes on Aug 30, 2007 at 2:45 pm Permalink

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"John is not from Cinncinatti" (True)

"John is not really dull - he may only need his eyes examined" (Aww, that's actually kind of sweet)

"John Is Not One Of The Little People"(Well, I'm 6'2", so I sure hope that's true)

"John is not specified"

"John is not and never was a hacker" (Also true)

"JOHN IS NOT DEAD" (Thanks for reminding me)

"John is not still alive. Or is he...?" (Okay, now that's just confusing)

"John is not reading this page" (Liar!)

"John is not the sort of person who feels comfortable discussing such matters with others" (Lies, more lies!)

"John is not at the library and John is not studying" (Once again, true)

"John is not aware of the problem of HK 2" (There's a problem with HK 2?! Why was I not informed?!!)

"John is not fat and blonde"

"John is not like other "normal" children, nor is he like other blind children"

"John is not terribly competent" (True)

"John is not Jesus" (Obviously)

"John is not from Chicago" (Or Cinncinatti)

"John is not perfect" (Fair enough)

"John is not eligible for special education services" (Aww... Shucks)

"John is not in love with Mary" (Hell, I don't even *Know* anyone callled Mary)

"John is not taking his full dosage of psychotropic medicine" (Okay, you caught me)
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Answer 5 out of 47

by Twhupfold on Aug 30, 2007 at 9:03 am Permalink

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Alive, apparently...

I got several dozen funeral / graveyard / morgue records : /
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Avatar The Account Formerly Known As Peyton Aug, 31 2007 at 10:01 AM
That's an awesome name. Hehe, now I understand your user name.
Avatar Twhupfold Aug, 31 2007 at 07:27 PM
hehe, yeah - I didn't actually want this to be my user name at first, but now I don't want to change it, just so people still know it's me *shrugs*
 
Also, I have like -never- used either of my middle names for anything, they just sit there making my name longer for no reason : D For the most part I'm just called Tom anyway
Avatar The Account Formerly Known As Peyton Aug, 31 2007 at 08:29 PM
hehe. I think it's a cool user name.
And I'd love to have two middle names. haha.

Answer 6 out of 47

by Shelby on Aug 30, 2007 at 1:03 pm Permalink

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Oh my....

"Anytime Shelby is not asleep, or eating, she is licking."
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Answer 7 out of 47

by Not Here Anymore on Aug 30, 2007 at 7:32 am Permalink

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The Oncologist is convinced that Bonnie has not had a heart attack

Well thank goodness for that! LOL
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Answer 8 out of 47

by Ocean is gone... on Aug 30, 2007 at 7:27 am Permalink

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Molly is not a myth, but a stereotype, much like the happy-go-lucky Negro, the lazy Mexican, and the inscrut- able Oriental.
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Avatar Mister Sadistic Aug, 30 2007 at 07:33 AM
lol... what?
Avatar Ocean is gone... Aug, 30 2007 at 09:24 AM
I have no clue... I guess i'm a stereotype

Answer 9 out of 47

by LadyLuck thinks on her feet on Aug 30, 2007 at 7:26 am Permalink

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Tagalong...weird.

http://www.google.com/search
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Answer 10 out of 47

by Babycakes on Aug 30, 2007 at 7:24 am Permalink

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It says I am not dying...whew!
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