by mallogen on August 30th, 2007

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According to google, what are you not? (google "NAME is not")

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  • by Jenniferocious on August 30th, 2007

    Jenniferocious

    Jennifer is not trying to SELL anything. (True, I'm not)

    Jennifer is not doing her best. (Also true, I'm probably not.)

    Jennifer is not pregnant. (Phew! That's good to know!)

    Jennifer is not married to Reese. (That's good - it might complicate things with my boyfriend!)

    Jennifer is not beautiful. (Now that's just mean)

    Jennifer is not without common sense. (Yay!)

    Jennifer is not confident about her body. (True - but I'm working on it.)

    Jennifer is not a voyeur of the Rockabilly culture. (What?)

    Jennifer is not a happy bunny. (What?!)

    Jennifer is not sure she's at the right point in her life to undergo genetic testing. (Is there a "right" point to do that?)

    Jennifer is not the only star to have been haunted by ghosts recently. (I'm a star!)

    Jennifer is not planning on joining the controversial religion. No matter how hard they push, Jen isn't interested. (Yep, not interested.)

    Jennifer is not mentally retarded. (Good to know.)

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  • by snakelover on August 30th, 2007

    snakelover

    Marie is not even cake

    Marie not lost but missed

    Marie not really trying to kill herself

    Marie not one to shake you up.

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  • by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on August 30th, 2007

    GhostWriter13 has found his voice again

    Steve is not going to give in and eat animal products if the jail refuses to provide vegan food.

    Steve is not the same sex as Steve.

    Steve is not an idiot.

    All of which are news to me...except for the last one:)

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  • by Twhupfold on August 30th, 2007

    Twhupfold

    Alive, apparently...

    I got several dozen funeral / graveyard / morgue records : /

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  • by Not Here Anymore on August 30th, 2007

    Not Here Anymore

    The Oncologist is convinced that Bonnie has not had a heart attack

    Well thank goodness for that! LOL

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  • by Ocean is gone... on August 30th, 2007

    Ocean is gone...

    Molly is not a myth, but a stereotype, much like the happy-go-lucky Negro, the lazy Mexican, and the inscrut- able Oriental.

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  • by LadyLuck on August 30th, 2007

    LadyLuck

    Tagalong...weird.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22aurora+is+not%22

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  • by Babycakes on August 30th, 2007

    Babycakes

    It says I am not dying...whew!

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  • by Mr. Meaulnes on August 30th, 2007

    Mr. Meaulnes

    "John is not from Cinncinatti" (True)

    "John is not really dull - he may only need his eyes examined" (Aww, that's actually kind of sweet)

    "John Is Not One Of The Little People"(Well, I'm 6'2", so I sure hope that's true)

    "John is not specified"

    "John is not and never was a hacker" (Also true)

    "JOHN IS NOT DEAD" (Thanks for reminding me)

    "John is not still alive. Or is he...?" (Okay, now that's just confusing)

    "John is not reading this page" (Liar!)

    "John is not the sort of person who feels comfortable discussing such matters with others" (Lies, more lies!)

    "John is not at the library and John is not studying" (Once again, true)

    "John is not aware of the problem of HK 2" (There's a problem with HK 2?! Why was I not informed?!!)

    "John is not fat and blonde"

    "John is not like other "normal" children, nor is he like other blind children"

    "John is not terribly competent" (True)

    "John is not Jesus" (Obviously)

    "John is not from Chicago" (Or Cinncinatti)

    "John is not perfect" (Fair enough)

    "John is not eligible for special education services" (Aww... Shucks)

    "John is not in love with Mary" (Hell, I don't even *Know* anyone callled Mary)

    "John is not taking his full dosage of psychotropic medicine" (Okay, you caught me)

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  • by Shelby on August 30th, 2007

    Shelby

    Oh my....

    "Anytime Shelby is not asleep, or eating, she is licking."

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  • by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on August 30th, 2007

    Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989

    "Lucy is not direct ancestor of humans.."

    :o Thanks!

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  • by HDev is living On tHE EdgE on August 30th, 2007

    HDev is living On tHE EdgE

    Mohit is not impressed by the talent-hunt programmes
    Mohit’s not complaining.
    Mohit is not connected to you in Yahoo! 360°
    Mohit is not talking about singles and remixes.
    Who The Hell Is Mohit?(( not what you asked for but I like it))

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  • by Mister Sadistic on August 30th, 2007

    Mister Sadistic

    Last week it was concluded through DNA testing that Chris is not the father of Ms. Bowyer's son.

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  • by Da Azian Boi on August 30th, 2007

    Da Azian Boi

    Not the only with a hat.
    Connected to players yet.
    Not understanding where I am coming from.

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  • by xtrabubblyem on August 30th, 2007

    xtrabubblyem

    I will NOT be attending the finale of Big Brother. Too bad.

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  • by MvL on August 30th, 2007

    MvL

    MARC is not as good as XML for structuring
    data. MARC is not a package, is not a software.

    MARC is not a mainstream format.

    MARC is not designed to convey complex numeric information, and can be adapted much more easily to produce records for simple map images than complex GIS data sets.

    Who knew? I'm a programmer, and I never heard about ME... I mean, MARC. :-)

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  • by Old School on August 30th, 2007

    Old School

    Old School did NOT use POV.

    Apparently POV stands for Power of Veto and has something to do with the "Big Brother" reality series.

    This is clearly inaccurate because if I did have the Power of Veto I would veto the entire series in a heartbeat....:-D...

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  • by katydid15 on August 30th, 2007

    katydid15

    I am not titled. What a blow.

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  • by Gideon on August 30th, 2007

    Gideon

    Apparetnly I'm not your average girl but also not ready to change myself.

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  • by tiberseptim on August 30th, 2007

    tiberseptim

    No results for "Steelson is not". *cry*

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  • by Mentalmum is back on August 30th, 2007

    Mentalmum  is back

    'Sharons brain is not functioning' (!!! well i knew that of course)
    'Sharon is not the problem' (- so who is??)
    'Sharon is not bound by negotiating ideas'
    'Sharon regrets NOT killing Arafat during Israeli invasion' (no honest i didnt say that one !!!)

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  • by Halskiisaklink on August 30th, 2007

    Halskiisaklink

    "Dylan Is Not Poet Laureate of the left"

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  • by TheMan--- on August 30th, 2007

    TheMan---

    im not milk
    shock horror.

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  • by the big boo on August 30th, 2007

    the big boo

    "(my name) is not responsible for content posted by users of this Site." Ain't that the truth.

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  • by Im Alec has abandoned this account on August 30th, 2007

    Im Alec has abandoned this account

    Alec is not only a farmer
    Alec is not described on page 222 as "evil"
    Alec is not killing for the good of science
    ALEC is not just any other group
    Alec is not ad’Urberville at all
    Alec is not a perfect man
    I hope Alec is not the third party
    I’m not as nice and kind a person as Alec is, not even close
    Alec is not perturbed by such criticism
    Alec is not going to tell Logan the truth
    Alec is not there
    Alec is not an isolated incident
    Alec is not as rigid as Hetty
    Alec is not really even a Patron Saint
    ALEC is not a party
    Alec is not as pretty as his cover picture
    Alec, is not of good character
    Alec is not only a great photographer, he is also a really great guy
    Alec is not the better man

    Fun

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  • by Drastic on August 30th, 2007

    Drastic

    It says I'm not the fake Steve Jobs.

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  • by GuitarPlayer92 on August 30th, 2007

    GuitarPlayer92

    I'm not an alien....That's reassuring lol

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  • by Yeahwell... on October 16th, 2007

    Yeahwell...

    Darla is not connected to other players yet

    aww...man...I feel so left out.

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  • by munken on October 18th, 2007

    munken

    Rasmus is not where he was yesterday (LOL so true!)
    Rasmus is NOT that great (WHAT?)
    Rasmus is not needed on this team to start the year (VERY disappointed:P)
    Rasmus is not here anymore(Now that's just creepy)
    Rasmus is not silly at all(Oh yeah:D)

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  • by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on October 18th, 2007

    Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections.

    Oh my God:
    "Thais is not to use utensils or chopsticks; for instance, the staple "sticky" rice (kao niao) is formed into small balls and dipped into sauces with one's hand "

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  • by Y2Jsucks on December 13th, 2007

    Y2Jsucks

    Tj vdosent have a website (well that is true but i used to.)

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  • by brewscrew on September 12th, 2007

    brewscrew

    Linda is not deaf enough.

    Linda is not one of the boys.

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  • by pericynthion on August 30th, 2007

    pericynthion

    Michael is not going to testify in court and has pled not guilty to all charges!!!!!

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  • by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on August 30th, 2007

    The Account Formerly Known As Peyton

    I got something involving Peyton Manning and lesbians in a Tokyo hotel room I think.

    How erotic.

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on August 30th, 2007

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Things to Do in Prince Edward Island Not Related to Anne of Green Gables.

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  • by atreadia on December 13th, 2007

    atreadia

    Atreadia is not found.

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  • by DreAnna on August 30th, 2007

    DreAnna

    Dreanna is not a member of any public groups
    Dreanna is not amongst the mortals..I am scared now..LOL

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  • by Nelson L. Squeeko on December 13th, 2007

    Nelson L. Squeeko

    Nick’s not out of the woods yet.

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  • by Someguy on March 28th, 2008

    Someguy

    a destination...???

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  • by E is for Ellie on April 1st, 2008

    E is for Ellie

    Ellie is not smelly - good!

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  • by Kitt-tastrophy on April 1st, 2008

    Kitt-tastrophy

    KITT is not just a Cobra Mustang

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  • by FreshApples on March 28th, 2008

    FreshApples

    Jake is honored as state wrestling champion in the 112 pound weight class


    That is my weight calss for wrserlting, freaky!

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  • by Nninee on March 28th, 2008

    Nninee

    Nikki is NOT in a psych ward.

    That's a good thing!

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  • by Jax is missing AB on August 30th, 2007

    Jax is missing AB

    Jax is not responsible for any personal property left by Clients or their guests.

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  • by Gina on December 13th, 2007

    Gina

    1. Georgina is not responsible for stolen goods not stored in a locker.
    2. Georgina is not an angel.

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on December 13th, 2007

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

    Alyson is not in Serenity. Serenity has nothing to do with Alyson (there's a shocker)

    ALYSON IS NOT GOING OUT WITH COLE!! THEY BROKE UP LIKE A YEAR AGO. (I don't recall dating anyone named Cole...)

    Alyson is not a lesbian did you not listen to the video ... (glad we cleared THAT up...)

    Alyson is not as computer-illiterate as she'd have everyone believe and knows her way around the internet. (Damn straight! I'm 1337!)

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  • by KyraLou was gone but now shes back on December 13th, 2007

    KyraLou was gone but now shes back

    "Kyra is not part of the in-crowd. Worse, Kyra is a bit of a nerd."

    Geez, what a way to start the morning! :)

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