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That I keep kicking him off my chair, or the couch, or wherever he happens to be. It's uncanny, just about every time I go to sit down the cat's laying there already.
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That apparently despite all the treats (very unhealthy I know) and food and attention we give her, she would want more. Silly dog.
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What are those ungodly noises that emanate from your bedroom and why are you and mom sweaty and have no clothes on?
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That we dont let him run loose through the neighborhood.
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To stop shutting me in the kitchen every night.
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"you aren't home enough with me"
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My fish would probably say i took too long to change the water in its tank and that i dont feed it consistently.
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"Why does this crazy man look at me for hours at a time?" - fish about BF. "I want more bacon." - my puppy.
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Why can't I sleep with you? Your bed is more warm and comfortable than mine and it isn't fair! I know this is true because they tell me all the time in a hundred different ways. . My old dog will stand outside my bedroom door just before the alarm goes off and when I open the door he will begin to look pitiful and shiver! The young one will simply rush in, jump on the bed and begin to burrow down into the blankets.
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Stop kissing me! Stop sqeezing me! Stop fussing over me! I'm a big boy I can take care of myself! Now clean my litter box and give me my food!
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Dog: "I promise I won't hurt the kitties in the neighborhood, quit stopping me from trying to play with them!" (she always 'hunts' the cats so I have to hold her back so she doesn't get swiped by a cat not understanding she just wants to play) Cat: "the dog is stupid, make her go away. and feed me - more, more, more" (cat is a bit chubby)
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Dear Cat Mother: You lay in bed too long in the morning before you get up and put our chow down. When you walk in from work at night, you go sit on the computer for a few minutes before putting our chow down. FEED US SOONER...if we had hands like you do, we would feed ourselves! Signed, Jason, Mystie, Nellie & Skippy
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My small puppy would say, "Stop feeding me"
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Dog - why do you have to go to work? Why doesnt cat 2 like me? Cat 1 - Why do you laugh when my big fat belly gets stuck in the cat flap? Cat 2 - Why did you have to get a dog? I hate it Cat 3 - Why cant I walk on the sides in the kitchen?
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