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King Beef
ANSWERS: 23
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It makes the paint on your walls peel.
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You yawn and set the house on fire.
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Your mouth is stuck shut. Ewwwww.
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you , youself can't stand your own breath! yikes!!
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Your toothbrush wilts!
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Your partner's eyebrows are gone.
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When my cat wakes me up, sniffs, and says to herself, "Screw this. I'm not that hungry, anyway" then runs out the room.
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you could commit suicide if you breathe into your palm.
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I have to shave my tongue
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if the girl you were with are melted away!
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Your dog won't kiss you good morning.
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When you exhale you can see your breath, and its not from being cold out. It's also got a green tint to it.
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You yawn and your mirror cracks....
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My Boyfriends asks me if I had poop burgers for dinner last night....
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Your dog refuses to give you a good morning lick.
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and the top 5 reasons is...drumroll please.... 1. When you speak your teeth form a gap 2. when satan comes knocking on you lips saying the heat in hell is broke, can he stay in your mouth until they get it fix 3. when you wake up your pillow looks like a marshmallow 4. when you make the dead skunk outside your house feel uncomfortable 5. when the government kicks down the door and say"the search of Weapons Of Mass Destruction lead us here"
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when your lips committ sucide
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the dog refuses to give you 'kisses'
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your pet skunk passes out!
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Your pillow has wilted.
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Maggots are crawling out of your mouth.
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You dont wake up
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you yawn and bin laden says ok american you won i give up
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