The entire population except for you and one other person has been wiped out. Therefore, it is your responsibility to repopulate the earth. Here are your choices for re-population partners, which would you choose? Roseanne Barr, Oprah, Carrot Top, GWB?
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ANSWERS: 15
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If I'm one of the two, then we will be going to a sperm bank, and I'd just help my lady partner perform the insemination procedure. I believe both Roseanne Barr and Oprah are past optimum child-bearing years, but I guess I'd rather help Oprah continue her DNA than Rosanne. Not that I dislike Rosanne, but it's an either/or thing.
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Human life on earth would just have to end.
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I think the two women are too old for pregnancy, aren't they?
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Rosie's gay, she won't reproduce, Oprah's 53 years old... so it's HAS to be T.I. or Mark Wahlberg. I know you didn't say them, but I could dream, can't I? :)
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I can't reproduce with another woman and although I think Carrot Top is actually cute, I could not imagine what our offspring might look like. The end of humanity is near.
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I choose death.
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Egad. I'd have to go with Oprah.
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Yeah, I choose a bullet in the head.
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That is hard. All of them are horrible. I choose not to reproduce with them.
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Oh Puhleeese .. as a woman, Carrot Top or GWB? NOT NOW, NOT EVER. What are you smoking??
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Good night, moon. I think my genes are scary enough without adding that kind of russian roulette to the process! (Just kidding kids, I love you!) Sorry, Mankind.
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We had a nice run. Goodbye!
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No one. Because our kids have to commit incest for the earth to be repopulated again. And that's simply gross.
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Oh God, I think I'd rather live in isolation than have to choose one of the above LOL. But.....does that mean that we need to look at them face to face when we're having "sex"? Can we picture that we're having sex with someone else while "reproducing" with them? LOL.
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Buh bye, that's all folks...I'm not doing either GWB or Carrot Top. *shivers*
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