when I was about 10, I was at church with my parents - and as we were leaving there was this older lady reading the bulletin on the way out. Well, there's 2 sets of double glass doors... one door was open, the other closed. You guessed it - reading the bulletin on her way iout, didn't notice the closed glass door and then BAM - ran right into it. Thank goodness I was almost outside myself cuz I quickly went out the rest of the was so I could lagh without anyone seeing me

We were out shopping at in a department store in the mattress section where they had all these beds lined up. We looked up to see a little kid running across all the beds from one end of the room to the other. His mother gasped in horror but my husband and I totally cracked up.

Watching a 6' tall Army Officer get in and out of a Lotus Elise. FYI, those are very small cars. It came up to just past his belly button.

A few years ago when I lived in a small seaside town I woke up to the sound of "chopsticks" looked out of the window, and there, in the middle of the pedestrianised walkway, was a rather elaborately decorated grand piano. People were walking past occasionally playing it, but it didn't seem to belong to anyone. It sat there for several days with no sign of claimant until on a Friday night all the drunk people coming out of the pubs kept walking past and playing it badly, so my flatmate phoned the police and asked them to come and take it away - which they did. Maybe it's not that funny, but it was weird, and I felt the need to share.

I was driving to the bank a few years ago and there was a guy rollerblading in purple underwear.

I walked out side of my house, nd there was a guy dressed up as a girl, like all out in a skirt nd tank top. Nd it wasn't around Halloween

well this was sorta disgusting, funny, and sad. When i was in second grade me and a couple of friends where waiting at the stop sign when all of a sudden a homeless guy walks on the opposite side of the road. He lowers his pants and crouchs down and "pushes one out" lol

Sorry, but it's two things, one done when I was 15 and the other heard when I was in my 30's. I went to an all-boys school, for which there was an opposite all-girls school. The schools in my town all had 'occasional days', basically days off - but one school at a time, so as not to frighten the citizens too much. For a bet, I and 3 of my friends decided to infiltrate the girl's school and attempt to get into a class. We borrowed girlfriend's school uniforms and make-up, and stole wigs from our school's drama department. Thoroughly outfitted and attired, we 'went to school' as arranged. We got as far as standing outside a class (chemistry I think), but were easily discovered (hairy legs, bad hair, knobbly knees, one friend who had his skirt on backwards and make-up applied in a way which looked like we had eaten the lippy). We hitched up our skirts and legged it. I had such a ridiculous image of us in my mind's eye, as we ran across a playing field, closely followed by several teachers and a couple of policemen that I could barely breath for laughing. We lost the pursuit (just) by catching a bus, which took us straight to the town centre. Becoming worried by some of the looks we were getting, and still a bit scared of police interest, we changed back into our more normal attire outside the bus station, then ran for home by the least conspicuous route. Now, hearing. MrsWitch has a laugh that can stop traffic, but it's best effect is that it is more infectious than herpes. By laughing a little she actually makes herself laugh harder, and finds it difficult to stop. On my mother's 75th birthday we went with my parents for a meal in a fairly up-market restaurant. My father (a perfect gentleman) quietly cracked some ribald joke in her ear during the main course, and MrsWitch was off - "Giggle! Giggle! -Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeee!" went my better half, on and on and on, seemingly for ever. At first shocked, then puzzled, the other diners looked on blankly, then they too began to laugh, first in giggles, then in roars. Within seconds, over two dozen people were all helpless. Tears and aching sides abounded, no-one able to eat or drink for holding themselves, but it quitened down after about 5 minutes and we weren't even asked to leave. Some people's food did get a little cold, but so did ours, and she can't help herself, bless her.