If you woke up and there was a snake right next to you, What would you do?
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stayblue4life
ANSWERS: 29
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one morning i woke up and started to make my bed and a baby rattlesnake slithered out from under my bed. i jumped up on my bed, called my dad, and stayed up there until he came to get it. not a fun situation at all.
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I would try to tell myself to not make any sudden or quick moves that would make the snake feel threatened and possibly bite me.Then I'd kill it and cook it for breakfast with scrambled eggs.
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Stab it and go back to bed. Why, do you plan to place snakes on me?? LOL! :Q>
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That's why I've never been married...
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Better than the ex.
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Okay it depends, sometimes i do oen thing, sometimes i do th eother, so i would rather see it and be scared silly, so i would stay totally frozen, or i would go right up and jump out of bed and run, rather silently or yalling snakes... no i think i would run silently very fast, heart beating
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Go back to sleep
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Having lived in an apartment that was infested with brown recluse spiders; and having woken up twice with them either in my bed or on my person, I think something like a snake would be pretty anti-climactic. But to answer the question, after voiding myself, I would use my walking stick to maneuver him into my empty laundry bag, then call Animal Services.
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It must be my cousin who placed this fake snake right next to me again. I would simply grab its neck and throw it out of the window and go back to sleep...not to be borthered at all, things like this happens all the time :)
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I would start making soft, reassuring noises, even though the snake probably couldnt hear them, then I would remind myself not to make any sudden movements. Next I would try to work out what species of snake it was. If it was non-venomous, i would pick it up and find a spare container for it until I called an animal welfare group. (If they couldnt release it back into the wild, i might offer it a home ina spare vivarium). If it was venomous i would try to sneak out of the bed without being bitten, or, if that was impossible, patiently wait for the snake to move off, then trap it and call the animal welfare group.
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Eat the snake.
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I would catch it and then wake up my 3 y/o daughter to show it to her. Then I would put it in one of my spare cages so my husband wouldn't tell me to get rid of it.
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What after i'd shit myself??? well i guess i would win a gold medal for a 1000m sprint, then i would probably be admitted to hospital with a heart attack... why is there any other way to react???????????? :(
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i would probaly literally shit my self im so terified, i would run and run and call for help
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Put him back in his cage and assume my son left the lid off again!
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Roll off the bed and run.
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Tell the boy to put it back in his pants!
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If it was mine... wonder how he got out of his cage!
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I am 99.9% sure I would die of a heart attack!
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Fall on the floor trying to get out of the bed then wet myself.
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... as quickly as possible, recognize whether it is a venomous biter or a wrap & crush constrictor ... there is a big difference in how to defend yourself from either ...
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i would run right out the door and not go back till it was caught! i hate snakes!
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Charm it ~_^
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pick it out of my bed and put it in a bucket and bring it to the local pet shop
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If it was a large or monster snake i would phone for help but if it got angry i would try and run if caught well i can always scream for help. If it was poisonous i would slowly get out of my bed or as quickly as possible cover it's head with a pillow and run then phone for help. if i was in bed with a girl id get her out first then save myself if at all possible still ive got her to help me so theirs a chance ill live right?
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i often wake up with a one eyed snake next to me - and just ignore it lol!
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I would stay away from fruit that day.
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"Hello Billy!"
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I guess i would roll over and get up. then figuire out if it was a viper or a dangerous coral snake. then i would try to get it into a pillow case and then i would call animal control. if it was a small green grass snake, i would release it outside. if it was a big black gopher snake, i would pick it up and take outside and release it under the house. if it was coiled and ready to strike, i would throw a blanket over it.
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