What should you not say to a naked guy?
by 
Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989
ANSWERS: 29
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"awww it's so cute!" :-)
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Its not even cold...
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My God! What happened to it?
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"mustof bin cold out"
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Pardon me ma'am.
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Looks like a penis, only smaller.
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Did you just come out of a cold swimming pool?
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"Hey, how's it hangin'?"
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you dropped the soap ;)
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It looks like my baby cousins.
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"Oh look it's a cute little wor-.. DEAR JESUS PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
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Wheres the Fruit in This Place, There it Is!
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Lemme guess, your nickname's Shorty, right?
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Look at his groin, squint, and say... "you know, that might be able to be fixed surgically".
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AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Run! A gorilla has escaped from the zoo!!!
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stare at his crotch then start giggling & snickering.
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where's the beef?
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this question is great, lol, there's always the good "small" sign, and laugh
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How's it hangin?
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Is it really that cold?
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I take it this is your first time at the national hot dog eating contest...
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sorry ma'am
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Spread 'em!
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i thought the average was supposed to be 5 inches..?
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cam i have mustard and saurkraut on that?
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Is that it?
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"damnn ur small" "you need to shave some more"
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Hand me that magnifying glass!
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Ask him a political question about Obama.
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