How did you accidentally injure yourself last?
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I burned myself ironing.
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Last saturday cut my pinkie on lid of a can...;-0
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... minor paper cut from cardboard boxes ... I was volunteering at a food bank and as I unloaded the truck's several pallets of food, one box at a time, I scratched myself on the forarm.
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Last Thursday, I landed on a cigarette while crowd surfing.
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I ran into a door that I thought opened automatically, becuase the other automatic ones there open when you are literally right in front of the door. I have a nice knot on my head now... I know 2/3's of everyone reading this is laughing at my blatant stupidity right now... Hahah.
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I fell out of bed again...I hit a small televison.
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seriously injured, I did not realize that freight elevator doors closed from the top down AND the bottom up to meet in the center. at a warehouse I grabbed the rope and pulled down hard enough for the heavy steel door to close on the floor , however before I could let go of the pull rope, the bottom door came up and SMASHED my hand inbetween the 2 doors. well the bones are healing and the swelling and bleuness are almost gone now !
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Hit my toe on the couch leg, it turned purple. I turned pale, very pale!!!
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A guy told me that he could do a push-up with me doing a push-up on his back. Not a problem, except that we broke two main rules of push-ups on top of push-ups: 1. Do not attempt a push-up on a push-up on a mattress. 2. Do not attempt a push-up on a push-up on a mattress if your head is within hitting distance of a very hard wooden windowsill. I think I broke my orbital bone.
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This weekend I accidentally got into poison oak and I'm about to go insane with itching and have blisters on my arm.
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I was sloppy drunk and was attempting to change into my pajamas after a long night of drinking. I got tangled in my jeans while getting undressed and fell over face first and hit my eye on the corner of my dresser. I woke up with a black eye and a gash in my eyebrow. I actually don't KNOW if that's what happened but, after tracing the blood that is the most logical thing I can think of! LOL
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