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King Beef
ANSWERS: 9
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...you've managed a third degree and the doctor says "Holy shit." This might just be me, though.
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Someone lights their cigarette on you.
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It hurt whenever someone or something touches your skin.
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Your face looks like a purse Your back smells like pie because you put Crisco on it and it got burnt.
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The lobster next to you looks pale. You're camouflaged when standing next to a cherry red '57 Chevy. People mistake you for some guy in an Oscar Meyer Weiner costume.
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when even the wind hurts when it touches your skin!
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When you turn into a lobster & your skin starts peeling off.
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you almost look purple and start to get little blisters.
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you get blisters.
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