Well, first we'd all have to ask HOW to screw in a light-bulb, and then we'd be so consumed answering the question and commenting that it would never get done.

the haven't changed a bulb in years. they are more comfortable in the dark

First we'd have to discuss the moral, psychological, legal and religious implications of changing a bulb. Does it want to change? Is changing good or bad? What's wrong with sitting in the dark? Just because a bulb isn't lighting should we discard it? Who specifically should be responsible for changing the bulb? Who is going to pay for a new one? How many watts should it be? Should we find out whether it's a bulb made by a "green" company? What is the proper disposal method for the old bulb? Where exactly is said bulb, and should the right of a member to change the bulb be determined by geography, member rank, member longevity, religious persuasion, age or cuteness? Whew, I'm exhausted just thinking about this forum changing a bulb. You guys deal with it, ok?

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb. AND One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Now let me see; is that it... I may need some help, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ &%*(*&#$*(*(*)(*@$^&* would someone please call the forum police, there's been an accident! :)