What's the worst thing you can say to a woman after she gives a poor performance in bed?
by 
Freaky_Chick
ANSWERS: 38
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"Well, I'm kind of bored. I think I'm going to play some Playstation."
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my wife does better....
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I've had sex with virgins who did better.
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Sorry mom
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I'm only gonna pay 1/2 price.
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your not as good as I've heard you were.
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A woman can give a poor performance in bed?
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how was your nap??
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Oh, hi, I didn't notice you were there.
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"What's up, are you tired? I've noticed you're not quite yourself, don't worry we can try again tommorow, I can wait!!" ;)
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"And the Oscar for worst fake orgasm goes to..."
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I'm sorry honey, I shouldn't have disturbed your nap. No Prob, just go back to sleep. By the way, would you like to actually participate the next time we have intercourse (coarse as that may be)?
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at least your grand-mother moved around a little bit!!
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Was this your first time?
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You're alive! I was just about to give you mouth to mouth.
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i wouldnt know; i never had that problem.
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something along the lines of "I wasnt happy with the sex" actually ive never had this problem anyway, because in a loving sexual relationship whatever happens or not happens is fine.
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"You know, my x-girlfriend has this trick..."
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This bed is a little crowded. Where's the nozzle to deflate you?
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Where's the customer service department? I'd like a refund. Good question BTW. Seems really familiar.
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Yaaaah, It's not you. It's me, I think I'm gay...... NOW!
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"Which hole was that?"
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wow
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Well, after that I suppose a blow job is completely out of the question.
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the man: "turn on the lights (name)" man: Oh my god! i knew it, you arent my dog, damn that sucked!"
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I was wondering what to call you darling, I think ..it will be a TAXI
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I will call you a Taxi.....I was going to call you a useless lay but I will settle for a taxi!
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"Haven't done this much have you?"
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"I want a divorce...hey make me a sandwich while you're up?"
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Did I wake you
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watch the step on the way out. :p
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Oh, hon, you boyfriend was better than that.
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women cant really perform badly unless they jst lie there :P and they only do tht if the guy was shit :P so perhaps you shud be askin urself :P
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Your mother was much better last night.
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i'll be right back "Heads to bathroom" :P
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"at least i got to finish"
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i get better action with my hand,i least she could fake like she enjoys it
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"That was great."
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