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by Midnighttoker on July 30th, 2007
at least your grand-mother moved around a little bit!!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 29th, 2007
"And the Oscar for worst fake orgasm goes to..."
by BILLBOARD on July 29th, 2007
how was your nap??
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on July 29th, 2007
A woman can give a poor performance in bed?
by still loves cheerios on July 29th, 2007
your not as good as I've heard you were.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on July 29th, 2007
Sorry mom
by Ash on July 29th, 2007
my wife does better....
by Anaris on August 7th, 2007
"You know, my x-girlfriend has this trick..."
by Magenta on July 29th, 2007
Oh, hi, I didn't notice you were there.
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on July 29th, 2007
I'm only gonna pay 1/2 price.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 7th, 2007
Where's the customer service department? I'd like a refund. Good question BTW. Seems really familiar.
by mAk-a-SmiLE on July 30th, 2007
i wouldnt know; i never had that problem.
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 30th, 2007
You're alive! I was just about to give you mouth to mouth.
by Flapdoodle on July 30th, 2007
Was this your first time?
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on July 30th, 2007
I'm sorry honey, I shouldn't have disturbed your nap.
No Prob, just go back to sleep.
By the way, would you like to actually participate the next time we have intercourse (coarse as that may be)?
by gammyleglady on July 29th, 2007
"What's up, are you tired? I've noticed you're not quite yourself, don't worry we can try again tommorow, I can wait!!" ;)
by Someone on July 29th, 2007
I've had sex with virgins who did better.
by anon on November 20th, 2009
"That was great."
by Anthony on February 13th, 2009
"Haven't done this much have you?"
by wthing8 on August 8th, 2008
I was wondering what to call you darling, I think ..it will be a TAXI
by Sarahsmallz on May 2nd, 2008
the man: "turn on the lights (name)" man: Oh my god! i knew it, you arent my dog, damn that sucked!"
by Starbaby on January 1st, 2008
Well, after that I suppose a blow job is completely out of the question.
by lady 12 on November 14th, 2007
wow
by rodschmidt on November 14th, 2007
"Which hole was that?"
by I m Out of here on October 11th, 2007
Yaaaah, It's not you. It's me, I think I'm gay...... NOW!
by Sosueme on August 7th, 2007
This bed is a little crowded. Where's the nozzle to deflate you?
by WHITE BEAR on July 30th, 2007
something along the lines of "I wasnt happy with the sex"
actually ive never had this problem anyway, because in a loving sexual relationship whatever happens or not happens is fine.
by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on July 29th, 2007
"Well, I'm kind of bored. I think I'm going to play some Playstation."
by hunterer on March 5th, 2009
watch the step on the way out. :p
by tony b on March 4th, 2009
Did I wake you
by modifiziert on February 13th, 2009
"I want a divorce...hey make me a sandwich while you're up?"
by wthing8 on August 18th, 2008
I will call you a Taxi.....I was going to call you a useless lay but I will settle for a taxi!
by toiletpapernazi on August 14th, 2009
women cant really perform badly unless they jst lie there :P and they only do tht if the guy was shit :P so perhaps you shud be askin urself :P
by Ragerax on August 22nd, 2009
"at least i got to finish"
by the pipelyr on November 19th, 2009
i get better action with my hand,i least she could fake like she enjoys it
by Temporary Name on November 13th, 2011
Do you take Visa? I'm clean outta cash!
Wow...That was like waiting for the bus in the rain
Its okay you can't please them all
by farseer on August 15th, 2009
i'll be right back "Heads to bathroom" :P
by Shemarq the Wamama on August 14th, 2009
Your mother was much better last night.
Guys, has a woman ever told you a lie to impress you or get you into bed with her?
by Don't Piss Me Off! on November 2nd, 2011
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Are you a smoldering temptress?
by Have A Nice Day on November 13th, 2011
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Girls when your in the bed with your boyfriend getting ready to have "sex" did he ever leave you hanging by rejecting sex?
by RCLAY on November 17th, 2011
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Why do women complain about men being pitiful when it comes to sex?
by RCLAY on November 1st, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Can women be Lesbian by choice?
by ugspunk.mania on November 14th, 2011
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:) :)
by Sosueme on August 7th, 2007
lmao! Thanks.
by I love my baby on August 7th, 2007
you're welcome.
by Midnighttoker on August 16th, 2007
Hi, Is everything okay? I hope so.
by I love my baby on August 16th, 2007
it's OK. i'll live. have to get some injections in my neck to try and figure out where the pain and numbness is coming from. plus get an E.M.G., to check some nerves.
by Midnighttoker on August 16th, 2007
I have a friend who goes through this, I am sorry you are dealing with it because I have seen what she goes through, nerve pain isn't easy to handle.
by I love my baby on August 16th, 2007