Why is everybody so jealous of me?
by 
The King of Awesome
ANSWERS: 24
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Because you had a close relationship with Mr. Rogers?
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I seriously doubt anyone would be jealous of you.
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It's the anecdotes
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Mr. King, I am very curious to learn what your definition of Jealous is. Is it at all similar to Webster's?
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well... you are THE KING of AWESOME...
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It's your abs. We all want abs like that.
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They wouldnt bloody dare! You are 'THE KING' after all!!
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Probably has something to do with the tangible fog of pure win that trails your every step. Either that or the crown.
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You're awesome and the KING! I mean who wouldn't want that?
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I'm as jealous of you as you are of me :D
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Maybe it's the back door lovin you're getting from Mr. Rogers.
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It is because of your jet-ski. We all want one.
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Because you're avatar is just so damn hot I wish it was mine :(.
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It must be your unflagging humility.
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Because at closer look....you are so damn HOT!
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Maybe because you are the shiz-nizzle?
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You took all the candy..
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Because your the king!!
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Because you are the most awesome King of Awesome ever. I am in Awe.
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Because you're ALMOST as good looking as I am. =)
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What do you think the reason is? Maybe because of your awsome sense of humor?
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I'm still trying to figure out why you like to eat nipples, so I'm not really that jealous.
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Because you live close to mass transit.
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Everyone? pshh! Not me
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