What's the worst thing you've ever sat on? ( Don't say bacon !! )
by 
ChelseaMark
ANSWERS: 20
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My backside!! :)
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Slices of cured hickory smoked pork.
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Bacon.
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Sausage. I would have much rather sat on bacon.
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Dog Crap, it was warm and squishy ewwwwww!!! thanks
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A pool of urine left on a park bench.
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Fresh bird crap and the fried pork that "must not be named"
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wet muddy ground
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gum that was real great on my new skirt!
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marshmellow the worst.
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My cat. She was ok, it was only for a second, but she scared the life out of me.
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The supposedly wonderful posture chairs for music during high school, which were for elementary school age people. You couldn't sit in them sideways without having to deal with the slightly raised sides. Oh and also some pork product people often fry for breakfast.
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a public toilet
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falling in the toilet because my brother keeps forgetting to put the lid down, but it happened to me once
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A bench that was wet with paint. Not one of my best ideas.
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On top of a skateboard on a road built on a rather steep hill. Not very pleasent.
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I was in Colorada and climbed a mountain and sat down without looking on a cactus...ouch and ouch again.
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Dog poop once i sat on the grass of my moms garden and surprise dog poop!!!! that was so gross.
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I was 13 and on school camp, we went onto Dartmoor at night to have hot chocolate from a flask. I sat in a very fresh cow poo and everyone laughed at me and shone there torches on my behind. They made me sit on a plastic bag in the minibus back to where we were staying. I was 13 when this happened, the worse age possible. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.
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My exboyfriend.
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