• Clothes and linen. Mostly sheets and shirts.
  • A sticky sock-puppet, in the shape of a deformed monkey, with a mouth like a swollen vagina.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      That's why I bought it!! (oops) I's defective, maybe I should bring it back.
  • An umbrella ?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Nope, but good try. It's DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR PIECE!!!! (Shhhh! Don't repeat that, he's likely to issue an executive order at any moment, making it punishable by death to notice that he wears a wig and it isn't even glued down very well (Hasn't Kellyann got a stapler she could help him out with?

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