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  • WHO USES TROJANS WITH HORSES? You'd need an extra extra large pack!
  • This wooden horse of Troy malarkey, I`m not buying that. I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing, zapping & kersplatting the Trojans for the best part of a decade, yeah? So all of a sudden they wake up one morning & the Greeks have gone & there outside the city walls they`ve left this gift, this tribute to their valiant foes. A huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress & still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, `Hang on a minute, that`s a bit of a funny prezzy. What`s wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks & some aftershave?` No, they don`t. They just wheel it in & all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped & kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, `Beware of Greeks bearing gifts`, when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, `Beware of Trojans, they`re complete smegheads!`
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_JBDRk8o0 (Trojan Rabbit scene at 3:25.)

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