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Lobsters seem more agile so I'll say lobsters. This reminds me of my astronauts and cavemen question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/280284
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Sorry to go off topic Jax but I have got to tell you this joke I heard about crabs... A baby crab and his Dad were at the beech, and the baby crab asks his Dad 'Dad can I have some chips and a drink?' ... The dad crab replies 'No, not now, I cant be bothered!' The little crab scuttles off all upset... A little while later he asks again 'Dad can I have some chips and a drink?' ... Again he gets the old 'No, not now, I cant be bothered! Go and play!' He scuttles off even more upset.. A little while later goes back to his Dad and notices that he is drinking a nice cold beer and eating some chips... The little crab sees red and lets his Dad have it "Thanks alot! YOU SHELLFISH B*ST*RD!!!"
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The one with the bigger gun.
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The crab,for sure.It would be complaining like a crab would do,so much, that the lobster would walk away in disgust.
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I don't know but let's get some drawn garlic butter and eat the loser, and the winner for that matter.
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I would because I'd throw both their tails in a hot pot of boiling water and invite you all over for dinner. Yes I have prepared the butter and garlic sauce just the way you like it. I have lobster bibs and claw crackers ready at your convenience too.
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They wouldn't have time to fight , if they are on my plate -- LOL - Those are my favorite , dipped in butter ---- If I have to choose Crab
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The lobster, one of it's claws is called a crusher claw which is specifically for crushing the hard shells of crabs and mollusks.
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The lobster, one of it's claws is called a crusher claw which is specifically for crushing the hard shells of crabs and mollusks. this answer was stolen from Mastodon because it seems real and I believe him/her
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A lobster. Doesn't it have really big claws?
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Ummm, I believe I'd win that one *slurp* :b
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