Well, the Beckhams have arrived in the USA, are you Americans out there beside yourself with happiness?
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I'm not going to lie...I don't think a lot of Americans care.
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Meh. *shrug* Why WOULD I care?
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He plays soccer (or football)... right? Why is he here? Do we play Soccer in America?
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No. I don't really give a flip.
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why should i be? do we thrill you?
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I have no interest.I like soccer and watch it allot,but do not concentrate on one player.A team is made up of many players and they all have a job to do.Some have celebrity status and other not,and celebrities have never impressed me.
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Media certainly is. That's about it.
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Absolutely beside myself. In fact I was having a conversation with myself about this today: Self 1- I hear the Beckhams have moved to the U.S.. Self 2 - Who? Self 1 - He plays some sport and she is some sort of model or actress or something. Self 2 - Really? Oh yeah,i heard leno mention they had moved in down the street from him. Self 1 - yep - something about paparazzi in the tree. Isn't he more famous than them? Self 2 - I think so, he was just being humble - sort of self-deprecating humor. Self 1 - It takes a big man. Self 2 - It does, Hey, did you see the 90 year old dancing woman on there the other night? Self 1 - Wasn't that a rerun? Self 2 - IS it soccer? Self 1 - Soccer what? Self 2 - The sport that they guy plays. Self 1 - What guy? Self 2 - The one married to the model ... Beckwood, Beckworth, Beckham ... something like that. Self 1 - Right. Soccer. Self 2 - Are you hungry? Self - Yep, let's go get a pizza. Yes. Absolutely beside myself.
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*YAWN* Who?
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I just wet my pants.
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