by Jax is missing AB on July 12th, 2007

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What does Google say you look like? (Google "(your name) looks like")

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  • by Fun on July 12th, 2007

    Fun

    Lauren looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    That's funny because people say I do look like Sarah Michelle Gellar.
    (Buffy with glasses.. see below... I do not see it)

    Also:
    Lauren looks like the love child of everything that scared the shit out of me when I was ten.
    OY VEY!

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  • by Jax is missing AB on July 12th, 2007

    Jax is missing AB

    "Jackie looks like Darth Vader turned horizontal."

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  • by Eltinwe has a life Swan - DYOH on July 12th, 2007

    Eltinwe has a life Swan -  DYOH

    Anna looks like a chicken with those huge boobs and scrawny everything else...

    LOL how flattering!

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  • by ChelseaMark on July 12th, 2007

    ChelseaMark

    Says i look like GRASS !!! I'm therefore green and cows love eating me.

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  • by Matt Adore on July 12th, 2007

    Matt Adore

    Matt looks like he should be a pirate.

    http://blogoscoped.com/forum/61692.html

    I'm stoked.

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  • by ptrask on February 23rd, 2008

    ptrask

    The first result that came up for me is "Peter looks like a hippy Jesus."

    I actually prefer the third result from someone named Tina: "ohhhhhhhhh...omg im loving peter right now..he looks soo good in this video...hmmm hmmm he is soo sexiiiii."

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  • by cupcakexcutie on July 12th, 2007

    cupcakexcutie

    no joke = sara looks like the spawn of satan.
    ahahaha!

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  • by Gideon on July 12th, 2007

    Gideon

    Kim looks like a gremlin (!!)

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  • by Tom Slick on April 25th, 2010

    Tom Slick

    LOL!!! ... cool ... "tom looks like he's gonna molest jen" ... (most action I've gotten in a while)

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  • by AB-Joel on July 12th, 2007

    AB-Joel

    Joel looks like he's just emerged from spending two years in the basement of Firestone Library.

    The young Joel looks like the love child of Dave Barry and Bill Gates.

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  • by AB-Rich on July 12th, 2007

    AB-Rich

    Rich looks like a mortal lock to pass out before midnight

    Rich looks like a drugged out leprechaun grah-ing everyone with his shenanigans.

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  • "Steve looks like a GQ model on Flickr."

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  • by Biggie15 on July 12th, 2007

    Biggie15

    **** looks like a cookie jar!

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  • by JAMMco... its complicated... on July 12th, 2007

    JAMMco... its complicated...

    "*jammco* looks like a batty? IS *JAMMCO* GAY?"

    Hmmm... not what I was expecting...

    *Names have been changed to preserve the identity of the user.

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  • Doll-like and "me".
    It also says I'm "otherworldly". :D

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  • by Hostie on September 1st, 2008

    Hostie

    "Jamie looks like the love child of Charlie Sheen and Kevin Federline."

    How nice lol.

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  • by Joeisme333 is a pastafarian on July 24th, 2008

    Joeisme333 is a pastafarian

    too many goddamned Joe Wagners around.. lol

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  • by Yeahwell... on October 16th, 2007

    Yeahwell...

    Darla looks like my Bentley, they have similar markings ...

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  • by An Educated Optimist on September 23rd, 2007

    An Educated Optimist

    <-- looks like she's struggling not to lose control and just slap the s*** out of her.
    :-( Maybe I need more sleep.

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  • by Simply msFortunate on July 12th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    "Amara looks like the Cadillac solution - big and cushy. "

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  • by Someone on July 12th, 2007

    Someone

    Bridget looks like Megan Mullaly
    Bridget looks like a lady
    Bridget looks like she has Parkinson's disease when the phone rings
    Bridget looks like a Zebra today


    And all of that is just from the first page.

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  • by Penny The Wise on July 12th, 2007

    Penny The Wise

    Jenni looks like she's really listening closely! Must have been some really good gossip!

    And

    Penny looks like she doesn't mind the bling. Such a cutie.
    (Sounds about right!)

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  • by dubyajay on June 23rd, 2011

    dubyajay

    I'll admit, I cheated and used the first image on page 2....but it was better than the moving dolly from page 1

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  • by Lovehearts on March 31st, 2010

    Lovehearts

    A translation of...

    Not the most popular name in the world. Aha.

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  • by Gonzomedic on February 26th, 2009

    Gonzomedic

    "Thomas" the train

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  • by Meg on February 8th, 2009

    Meg

    a terrorist...

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  • by Enelra on October 15th, 2008

    Enelra

    Arlene looks like Erin Brockovich after a three-day bender..

    aww!

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  • by Tallyman on August 9th, 2008

    Tallyman

    "Tallyman looks like a half-melted Greasus Goldtooth model from the Ogres range "


    Well....I wouldn't say from the OGRES range!

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  • by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on August 9th, 2008

    Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord

    a porn star. Awesome.

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  • by BrokeDog on March 19th, 2008

    BrokeDog

    Hmmmm ... I either look like "I smelled something bad" or "I'm the last one to get a phone"! I'll go with the "phone", LoL!

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  • by Lorenzo on November 18th, 2007

    Lorenzo

    Lorena looks like a fat ass asshole! ouch...

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  • by C-C. on November 15th, 2007

    C-C.

    CHRISTIE rocketed to fame at the dawn of the 70s with their single Yellow River, a smash hit that made it into the charts in just about every country in the world. a "jingle jangle" sound that was to become a trademark of many other Christie offerings — an irresistible combination, and bought the single by the millions.
    http://www.yellowriver.0catch.com/

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  • by rheiah on November 15th, 2007

    rheiah

    "... looks like a likely contestant for the final"

    "... looks like a victim"

    "... looks like she's dying of hunger"

    and my personal favourite:

    "... looks like a funky jr. high teacher with the voice of a much larger black woman"

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  • by Susanneterra on November 15th, 2007

    Susanneterra

    Looks like an interesting book=))

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on November 12th, 2007

    Mrs.Dufresne

    "Mrs. Dufresne looks like" - did not match any documents. lmao!!

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  • by kazzzy on November 12th, 2007

    kazzzy

    "With her perfect skin, Karen looks like a modest Jewish milkmaid."

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  • by munken on October 18th, 2007

    munken

    Rasmus looks like a toolsy centerfielder..

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  • by golly on September 23rd, 2007

    golly

    apparantly skye doesnt like to have her picture taken and she looks like an r'n'b video! interesting....

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  • by Mini_kilt on September 17th, 2007

    Mini_kilt

    "Kerri looks like she's making love to the camera."

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  • by annabanana on August 23rd, 2007

    annabanana

    LoL my name is anna so guess what i look like anna nicole smith go figure.

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  • by Sandra havent been here since forever on August 7th, 2007

    Sandra havent been here since forever

    sandra looks like shes so happy she could cry
    ok....

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  • by divinegod on August 7th, 2007

    divinegod

    lol comes up with pictures of d jay from "hustle and flow"...

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  • by Tanya on August 7th, 2007

    Tanya

    Becky looks like she wants to break Chuck's back in this surfboard.

    How strange!!! But cool.

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  • by Seraphim Shinobi on August 4th, 2007

    Seraphim Shinobi

    Raj looks like 'Arghhhhhhhh'

    Raj looks like hes gonna to die.....
    thats not very promising!!!

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  • by LadyLuck on July 20th, 2007

    LadyLuck

    http://odin.gi.alaska.edu/FAQ/

    "The electrons that make the aurora are charged particles, and they are not free to move in just any direction. Magnetic fields impede motion of charged particles when they try to cross the magnetic field. Charged particles can move freely only parallel to the magnetic field (either in the direction of the field or against it). When the solar wind encounters the outer reaches of Earth's magnetic field, the field gets distorted by the motion of the plasma (see the previous question). Near the Earth the magnetic field is too strong and the motion of the electrons is guided by Earth's magnetic field. When an electron spirals along the magnetic field into the atmosphere, it stays on or near this field line even when it makes a collision. Therefore the aurora looks like rays or curtains."

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  • by Shelby on July 19th, 2007

    Shelby

    Although Shelby looks like a clam, appearances can be deceiving. Shelby is much more advanced then Furby and can speak 70% more words than Furby!

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  • by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on July 13th, 2007

    Highlander is semi-retired from AB

    Looks like .... is back in custody. :-(

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  • by N_T_P sleeps with fishes on July 12th, 2007

    N_T_P sleeps with fishes

    Miriam looks like she is in her twenties, although she is in reality many thousands of years old. She is a daughter of an Egyptian vampire who taught that civilization everything it knew.


    some book review about a vampire was first up

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  • by Anonymous on July 12th, 2007

    Anonymous

    (my real name) looks like a dark-haired Cruella DeVille hunting for dalmations with a harpoon gun.


    OR my AB username

    am i not surprised that doobie looks like she's grabbin the cock rock?

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  • by Hieronymus_Bosch on July 12th, 2007

    Hieronymus_Bosch

    Carmen looks like she has a pole up her arse (no kidding! this is what i got!)

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