Have you ever met someone for the first time and while talking to them, you realize they are a complete moron and you want to slap them and tell them how stupid they are, but you've held back? What did you say after they left?
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ANSWERS: 23
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Yeah, I told him he was stupid and useless and cuckoo. He then chased me around everywhere, but then he started to run away from me when I started to throw pencils at him!! I mean that's just cuckoo, if you're a boy, to run away from a girl that's 6 years younger than you!
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idiot..that's what I said when she left.
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Great Q&A's! I'm really a very nice person, but I simply cannot stand to deal with stupid people, and often wondered if I was the only one with such a low tolerance. You have made me feel better, so thanks!
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be gentle and tell the person he is making a fool out of him self, rather change the subject to something that he is familiar with if you don’t have the guts to be straight forward with him, but yeas, at the end I would say "what an idiot"
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Plenty of times. After they've left, I usually just curse under my breath and move on...
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After he's out of earshot I usually turn to my friends and say ..what a _______ (asshole, airhead, prick, useless piece of....) I'm usually the one that blurts out what everyone else is thinking..
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Will you marry me?
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Im not one to hold back. i would never slap someone...but I'd make it real clear what i though...to their face.
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I didn't say anything after they left. But I just don't associate with them anymore.
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Oh, if you only knew. Yes. Yes I have. Very much so. It depends on which person you're talking about but typically it goes: *huge dramatic eye roll* "Wow. Seriously? WOW. How does ____ dress themselves in the morning?!" *look of shock and awe* "GAWD, I hope they never breed!"
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This happens to me quite often. Usually it's something along the lines of "Lock the god damn door. How do we meet these people?"
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I usually am tempted to toy with them to their face -- not tell them they are a moron, but let them dig their own grave and make it plainly obvious. After they leave I just try to hold my laughter until they're too far away to hear it.
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YES!!! especially a few weekends ago when I was at the bar...this guy randomly asked me if I was pregnant! I was soooooo offended! I wanted to punch him in the face, and he even told me I could....but I'm too nice and couldn't.....never again will I wear that dress...
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Yeah these two idiots were trying to chat me up the other night at the club. I ended up sneaking away and saw them chatting up another chick later. She came and sat with me later and I said 'So I see you met tweedledee and tweedledum over there...' made her laugh at the time. =p
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Jack Nicholson will be here in a minute to take them on a boat trip.
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Yes, but he was the new husband of a girl that I knew but didn't think was too smart. The fact that she married a guy of 21 when she was 25 didn't surprise me. Both were very immature. Derrick Lamar J. good luck to you wherever you are, you need it. After meeting him for the first time I told my husband that for his sake, I hope he is hung like Godzilla because he is dumb.
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Gosh! They gone!
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Yes, many a time. I forget what I said.
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Yes, unfortunately I have many times. It's usually something like "WOW how can someone be soooooo STUPID!"
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Yeah that was a nun trying to me I was going to hell for defending a friend of mine who is gay. I didnt slap her, but i did get excommunicated(OMG! big whoop :| ).
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The last time I talked to someone and thought they were a moron, My 11 year old son said it for me.. He laughed when she left and then he said " Right? " Because he knew what I was thinking and I know he agreed.
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It was a catholic pusher. I didnt hold back, I laughed, and told him Im never going to change my sexuality for anyone. Then proceeded to laugh as he explained this and that from the bible.
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Hehe, I'm not sure you would say I 'met' them, but here on Answerbag I come across such a person every few days. In person though, not for a long time; I'm careful who I associate with after all the things I've had to endure from various idiots, criminals, bigots, etc.
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