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Is it in yet?
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Let's talk about it.
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I guess you could say , your ugly . I'm sure that wouldn't make someone feel very important - Which I would never do
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We need to talk!!! Because when they hear those words with a stern tone, their in trouble.
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Ummmmm....I murdered your brother (or closest friend)? That would get a rouse...out of anyone....
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Sit down, we should talk...
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You're like a brother to me
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Your brother is better in bed than you (maybe adding i've video evidence to prove this) :p
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lol it's ok you tried now get off me XD
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ewwww it stinks down here XDD
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Well, the last time I had sex and my now ex wife laughed at me.
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UGH!!! You are just like your mother!
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do you need tweezers for that little thing!!!
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your boring. seriously it hurts!
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your the worst mistake iv ever made.
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Never mind i will do it myself XD
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Wake me up when your through.
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If a woman told me I was just like my father I'd be pretty upset.
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"Does this outfit make me look chubby?" We're done for the second we hear this. No matter what we say, we're either lying, telling the truth, about to be hit with something or all of the above. That's like asking, " How would you like to spend the rest of your life, hell or hell?" There is no answer that will save us or preserve the peace especially since we're already late for that social function as it is, while our other half has been trying to use colour, fabric and design to pull off a possible optical illusion for the last 2 hours. We're toast and we know it. I'd rather take a shot in the 'nads.
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"Theyre always in the last place you look eh!" It physically hurts
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You're tiny.
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Is she prettier than me. Men can never win!!!
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"You're ugly", "you got a small one."
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Excuse me, "Does that thing come in an adult size?"
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im going to kill you
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"You are a nice guy!" Pack the bags and hit the road, you are *done* when you hear that!
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You're stupid!
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Something that damages his pride and/or insults his intelligence.
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You need to lose weight. Yes, I'm not the skinniest person in the world but I am happy with my size.
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i love you
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Sorry if it tastes funny, The other guy came in me and left a few minutes be for you got here. =0@
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Maybe one day you will meet a woman who likes poor sexual technique and incredibly small dicks --- see ya later!
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"ooo it's soooo cute"
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