Blondes: Do you ever get offended by dumb blond jokes, and if not do you have any good ones?
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sleidman
ANSWERS: 13
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With apologies to all blonds .... A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
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Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A REFRIGERATOR?
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No, i think they are funny, and people only call them blonde jokes cus thats just what they are....
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Of course.....that is why I stopped dyeing my hair blonde....I just couldn't deal with the dumb dumb remarks. I am much happier with my naturally graying brown hair....and smarter, too! +
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Nope. My excuse is "it's dyed".
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Do you know how many blond jokes they are? Only one the rest is true HA!!HA!!
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I -love- blonde jokes, even though I'm blond myself... lol A dumb blond was looking for work. She knocked on a man's door and, when he opened it, asked him if he had any work she could do. "Actually," he said, "I do need my porch painted." She agreed to do it, and set to work. A half hour later, she rang the doorbell again. When the man answered, she informed him that she was finished. "I had extra paint, so I put a second coat on it," she added. He paid her and thanked her. As she was leaving, she called back, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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I'm blonde...I'm not offended at all.
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A blonde woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the blonde woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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they're only offensive when horrible sleazy creeps tell them!
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not much offending but extremely annoying. No matter what you say back all they do is say stuff like "denial!" or something else just to make me mad.
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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Nah they're really quite funny. Why would you be offended lol?
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