How do I feed an orphaned sasquatch?
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I would feed him lots of butternut squash and sassafras root beer 3 times a day but for heavens sakes don't burp him!!!!
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From the end of a LONG pole.
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The one living in my backyard likes whole wheat cheese tortellini in pesto sauce and the 2004 Sangiovese from Kunde Estate Winery. I assume that sasquatches from different regions would like different things... but my wine country sasquatch is a bit of a gourmet snob. I hope you find one that likes Top Ramen! :)
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