May I touch you?
by 
The King of Awesome
ANSWERS: 13
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no you may not. you are a complete stranger and i was told not to talk to strangers.
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Be my guest. Just watch out for the warts.
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No. My skin is poisonous.
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No, sorry, Im taken!
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No you cannot touch me.
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Where?
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Well you did ask nicely......no..yes..no..yes..what was the question again? Oh yeah..yes..no..yes.
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I'd rather you not. Nothing personal, I'm just not much of a "Touchy Feely" person.
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No, I just got out of the shower and I'm dripping on my keyboard. Ok, maybe not..
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Only if you're gentle. ;)
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Where?
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Oh why not. Everybody else has and I don't want to leave you out.
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Your the boss!
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