I'm not sure about a plot - but I did have some characters for you - Trolls... scary little hairy buggers.

Playing off of Tani's answer, the trolls all ban together and create this monster trolling device that downrates all user at the same time, as many points as they wish.... I forgot where I was going with that. Drats.

Plot: Profile 10 people that all get fed up with trolls downrating their answers. They band together with other ABers to form a vicious mob, do an IP trace, and hunt down the offending trolls. What's their punishment? That's for the sequel :)

AB-Movie decides to start asking all his life questions to AB, and letting the first poster decide what to do for him. I'm sure you can picture the plot from there. He asks if he should eat the little white pill. He wonders if he could be pregnant. He asks if he should date the girl. He then asks if he should break up with the girl. He then asks which pet he should get, and finds another pill.

Kyogre-Stataen presents... Answerbag the Movie. Starring Joel, Rich, and Jon. Here's my plot... It was a quiet time for Answerbag, whereas the members enjoyed thier peace. Then, trolls attack and downrate everybody. Answerbag was doomed, until there was a small ray of light. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/94065 The Answerer, a member here, officially started the Anti-Troll Club. Many quickly joined forces together, and time by time, the trolls were going away. But still there was some more work to be done, and Joel finished it off. http://www.answerbag.com/blog/comments/136 He rescaled the point system, making the final trolls disappear. Thus ended the Troll Gang and peace was forever restored. To be continued...in the sequel. EDIT I couldn't resist it, but I decided to make a sequel to it here it is... Answerbag vs. Yahoo! Answers After the trolls were gone forever, there was peace again. One day, a new member came and joined Answerbag. We let the person and gave the tour. Little did they know that the new member was a spy, working for someone else. One day the new member didn't show up. Many thought that he was taking a break. Suddenly, a huge army comes and they spot the new member. It figures out that they were working for Yahoo! Answers. We had been enimies ever since, and we were quickly engaged in war. The answerbagers retreated from them, and needed a plan fast. Then, another unification came, and it was time to fight back. The answerbaggers then fought back with Yahoo!. After a brutal battle, Answerbag finally pulls it off after it seemed hopeless. Many of us celebrated and cheered. A party was held after this. And once again it was all into peace again. The End. (Let me know if you wish to be in this movie, and let me know if you have any more ideas.)

That would be lame. All movies that have to do with the internet suck. i.e. didn't sandra bullock make a movie called net? I don't know what it was about but I remeber it was lame.

Well a realistic plot would be, Two goddess's (penny n fun) are trapped in castle Spamalot and Seargant Blaylock has the un-enviable task of protecting the Realm from the un-abaiting horde of Dumbass's and Grammer gremlins... The firm but friendly General RuffRyder is protecting the overseas conflict but send funny posts from somewhere in the middle east... The court Jesters Smellymailbag , Awesome and Matt Adore have the job of keeping morale high and when they have to sleep the Chatbots AB-James and AB-Duncan keep peace with the Random questions of Nothingness... The outcasted Ragamuffin is sent off into the wilderness for his unacceptable Boobs Avatar and amuses himself by being crude and surreal where possible. In charge of morals is Princess ChopsyChick and rights all the wrongs in a mature but humerous way... In charge of the the education system we have Madame Etinwe who whilst being a rounded individual has a phobia of any public displays of smut and will come down heavily on any suspicious characters... So there we have it... Humour, Valour, Discipline, Order the lot... Let me know if you want a sequel....

Title: Answerbag, The Movie: CB's return! Another sunny day in the ountry of AnswerBagotopia. Some Stupid troll come in the country, known as ChubbDaddy. Many Elders know about him, but Newbies doesn't... action action action, blablabla... CB is chassed out of ABtopia forever, end.

A girl finds an oval shaped blue pill. She eats it, and then wonders if she may be pregnant.

saving answerbag from the evil trolls that have taken over the idenities of joel rich and the whole answerbag staff.

It would be a comedocumentarealitydrama. The AB staff would gather a bunch of people from around the world with differing perspectives on life (kind of a real world meets survivor). They would live in a computer based world (ala Tron meets the Matrix). They would fight between each other, then realize that they must band together to fight the evil trolls that are trying to steal all of the points. But there would have to be the leaders of the group (Shelby, Jodie and Firebrand would have special rings, WONDER-TRIPLETS UNITE in the form of whatever kind of special powers). You would have to have the wacky sidekick (still uncast). Then you would have an extremist group kidnap the AB staff, and they would need to be rescued. Of course there would be the required scene where one of our heros has to sacrifice themselves (I nominate Singwell), and Jodie would hold her head as she passes away (pan out and up, Jodie shakes her fist at the heavens and yells out "not this one, nooooooooo!!"). At which point Kevin Allmighty walks up, does the laying on of hands (not that way!) and revives her. The whole thing would have to end with a grand song and dance. I'm thinking something with the Rockettes!

They all have good ideas. I would go something like the trolls.

One high level answerbagger goes mad with perceived power and attempts to take over the Answerbag via downrating and leaving comments that make people cry. So, all the other answerbaggers must band together and try to reverse their own doom. Rated PG-13 for brief sensuality and lack of any real premise.