I'm quite content with being here, thank you

and walk infront of a moving bus buddy!

I havn't got any legs.

I'd rather take a ride...on your mom..jus jokes :)

Because I'm wearing heels, and I don't want to break my ankle or have sore feet when I'm done.

Not very keen on hiking, it always ruins my shoes and you can bet your life with my luck it will pour with rain. I will get caught in a thunderstorm and I will have forgotten my Mac. Murphys Law.

i'm kinda lazy and i have to work in a couple hours, then after that i REALLY need to do laundry. i hate doing laundry. i have to haul me and all my sh*t to the laundromat up the street, dodging the crack head on the corner and then sit in that overly hot, humid building for an hour with a bunch of people i don't know. then, i get to fold all my underwear in front of them, and heaven forbid i drop a pair when i'm pulling my stuff out of the machines and don't notice. because everyone else notices because all my underwear are really brightly colored, which no one sees coming because i'm probably wearing a black tshirt over a black hoodie and jeans and black chuck tailor's. and my socks NEVER get dry because they are really thick, warm men's socks because i get cold feet genetically from my mom. her feet are always cold too, and those damn socks never dry when everything else does. it's even worse when i think they are dry, and so i fold them but they aren't so they stay all dry where they are folded over and then a few days later when i go to put them on, they smell a little mildewy. gross. maybe a hike would be better. oh, yeah, wait, i am really lazy. sorry, man. no can do.

Because it's just too darned hot outside today !!

awww dont go bobbing for apples :(

Who said we were buddies?

I have an awesome brownie and I do not want to leave it!