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I had crazy glue on my fingers,and then iching my chin, by accedent, it sounds stupid, but i do stupid things,
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Well, I crazy-glued my hard-hat to a steel beam... and then strapped it on and held on to it while the beam was lifted by a crane... Apparently, I didn't use enough glue... Thank goodness I have health insurance - that's all I'm sayin'
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Gluing my fingers together while working on hobbies makes me glad I'm not a nudist. I'd hate to spill it on "More Delicate" body parts.
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So my fiance wanted dreds. I did the little dreds, and he decided that he wanted super glue on the tips to keep the dreds intact. So I did, and not thinking, I didnt use gloves or any kind of protective wear for my little fingers. I had glue on my fingers for the next two days, I ended up dripping it on the bathroom floor and stepped in it, resulting in me getting stuck to the floor and ripping some skin off of my foot trying to move. THEN, I noticed the next day that my older cat had some stuck in the fur on her head, so I had to cut a chunk of her fur off, resulting in a bald spot. As if it doesnt get any worse. My fiance decides a couple of days later that he didnt want the dreds anymore, so I had to sit and cut every last tip of glue off of his head. Some of the glue was stuck further down so I had to cut wisely and make it all even. Talk about annoying.
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This did not happen to me but it is a good story. I had a female friend whose husband was abusive. He also liked to pass out drunk. One night he beat her and passed out drunk. She took a new razor, nicked around the head of his penis with it... very slightly. Then... ... she superglued it to his leg. Just thinking of that makes me cross my legs, put something in my lap, and say "eep". He deserved it though.
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I got it stuck to my head. I was making a bridge using balsa wood. I wanted to pinpoint the coordinates exactly, so I put my head on the desk to check it. When I was done, I couldn't lift my head up. That's when I noticed that there was super glue on my desk.
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I had an air bubble in the tube cause the glue to splatter into my eye. I just fought the urge to close that eye for fear of gluing my eyelids shut. Superglue CANNOT stick to a moist surface such as a human eyeball. I was fine ~20 minutes later.
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When I was little, I got accidentally squeezed a super glue tube a bit to hard, and the glue went all over my hand, then I tried to pick up something else, and it stuck to me! My Dad spent a whole hour having to slowly get all the glue off so I could open my hand. Never did that again.
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My niece covered the whole toilet seat in super glue (because she was bored). The rest I leave to your imagination!! lol, Although it took me longer to get the glue off the seat than it did off my bottom.
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