you have a Beautiful smile. :)

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Only if you like really bad jokes .... While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

Probably not, but I'll try..... What goes "oooooo"? A cow with no lips. Hee hee, makes me chuckle every time!

You seem nice, so I'll try. Here is a photo of Paris Hilton when she is released from jail:

refer to the shrimp:

You are the most beautiful person I have seen.

if u can see this...if not his a joke: A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!" or A Husband's Mid Life Crisis I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

Would you like some cookie dough? ^_^

I see you !! ~0¿0~

Arse!

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By giving you a kiss on the cheek and wishing you a wonderful day...

Pardon me, I just farted, god it stinks (hope you smiled or laughed!!) (:>)

I could probably strip off and run around in my birthday suit . I would be so red that it would clash with my hair . That may make you laugh.

Can I see how pretty your smile is?

Hmm, I could tell you some jokes... I can find a joke for every level of offensiveness, from Clean as a whistle, to OMG, you're SO going to hell for that! Guaranteed to make you smile!

for those of you who would like to see me smile . the picture is of me and lee taken the first time he visited me in new york, from manchester.

I just farted and it smells!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could help me wait for this guys balloon to deflate haha

Yes

*hands Ailsa a bottle* Here have a shot! Within minutes you shall be smiling!! +5

LOL! from Jonathan

yes,, i'm pretty sure i could.....my smiles are contagious.....=)

I try all the time. Dunno If im getting through to you though.

How about this video? It is funny.

I hope i can with these:)....+

A cop went up to a man doing press ups in the park one evening and said to him, I think she's gone sir. A man sitting in the electric chair waiting for the end to come when a man suddenly bursts in and shouts, Stop, get out of the chair. It's a reprieve, my prayers have been answered says the condemned man. No, says the other man, we just haven't sprayed the non-stick stuff on the chair yet. Have you heard about Bernard the brown nosed reindeer? He's second in line just behind Rudolf but can't stop as quickly

Sit in a quiet place, look inward, appreciate all the good things about you and the universe you live in.

I would make you smile by telling some off color jokes,and if that didnt work I'd open my trousers pull my pockets inside out and show you my impersonation of an elephant.

If I could, I would.

I could make you smile - but then you'd have to tattoo my name on your ass :-).

All I will say to you is butt. You will know what I mean.;-)