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by WHITE BEAR on June 16th, 2007
keep him restrained and alive, and phone in for my reward !
by Jade on June 29th, 2007
Knock him out, tie him up, demand my reward.
by sheenashark on June 29th, 2007
I would tie him up and force feed him pork rinds.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 29th, 2007
Things god never intended to be done with a living human being. And feed him lots of pork products and show him lots of porn. Yes, folks, the Queen of Anti-Porn would go that low just for this one and only time. After all if a Muslim sees a naked woman that's not his wife he has to commit suicide. Oh, did I leave that rusty spike in the wall? And you say he got lose? He ran into it? Oh, what a pity. Do I still get my money?
by koldkanuck on February 8th, 2008
Turbanate him!
by I love my baby on June 29th, 2007
Act like I want to have sex, and then pull the knife out..
just kidding, call back up.
by noKE llz on June 16th, 2007
hope he doesnt like kill me.
by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on December 15th, 2007
I cannot tell you, but it involves testicles (his) and cutlery (mine).
by Armed and Dangerous on August 15th, 2008
capture him and get the reward.
by zazzy_one on May 17th, 2008
I am just a woman, a mother, and a lawyer. I would have to attempt to kill him, however.
That is like all the Hitler questions. If you, alone, had the opportunity to kill Hitler, even if it meant you lost your own life, would you. I would have to say: yes. Hopefully my relatives would reap the benefit of the world's love for generations.
(By the way, I am a hippy pacifist. This is saying a lot for me. There are VERY FEW people I would attempt to kill, even murderers. Perhaps mass murderers, and anyone who threatened the life of my daughter, only.)
by Midnighttoker on June 29th, 2007
slit his throat ear to ear and watch him bleed to death with a smile on my face.
by Wildcat on June 29th, 2007
Ask him for his CIA membership number
by Nightwatchdog on October 24th, 2009
Tie him up and call for my reward....20 million isn't it?
by jackpipe30 on October 8th, 2008
Feed him four pounds of bacon, six pork chops, a pound of sausage, and a ham sandwich, then handcuff him and take him to be put on trial, convicted, and live out the rest of his days as the cellmate/girlfriend of a man called "Thundercock".
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on October 6th, 2008
Dial 1-800-is there still a bounty on Osama.
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on October 6th, 2008
Kill the somonabiotch! With my bare hands, if necessary.
by NotAnonymous on October 2nd, 2008
Cut off his penis and testicles and feed them to him.
by susisays on August 4th, 2008
~~~~Make my first citizen's arrest~~~~
by NutterButtersRgud on May 18th, 2008
Hmm good question. Who knows if he even exists. Ever heard of disinformation?
Anyways if I had Osama bin laden in a room alone. From his reputation I would probably die. Seeing as how I found him thier by pure coincidence and am unarmed.
Lets say I was armed. I would strip him down to search him, take him into custody and turn him in. Im not sure if I would take a cent of the reward. Everytime I spend a dollar I would be reminded of every civilian and every soldier who died to make this reward possible. I would probably donate it to families who have lost thier loved ones. Yes it sounds too good to be true. But I would, I couldnt spend a cent of that money myself.
by Anonymous on May 17th, 2008
I would kill him.
by Mr n Mrs M... on May 17th, 2008
play Jenga
by neveroddoreven on May 17th, 2008
Nothing, I would wait until sombody else shows up and inform them of his presence.
I couldn't talk to him as there as language barriers, I couldn't tie him up as i don't generally carry such equipment around with me, and I wouldn't hurt his because I wouldn't see the point and I'm against such action unless threatened.
by BOOZE HOUND... nothing is nonsence on May 17th, 2008
nock him out cut his balls off,then ring the f.b.i and demand my reward.
by Tiger on August 25th, 2007
Politely inform him about all the destruction he has brough upon the innocent people and not the real people he targeted because he cant get anywhere near to them.
I will ask him to stop all the inhuman acts he is doing and tell him he is never going to achive his goal through this inhuman and foolish acts!
by Someone on July 31st, 2007
I would put a shrinking potion on him and then squish him. This is what I professed to do in 6th grade, right after the world towers thing, and I will stick to it.
by JTP on July 31st, 2007
kick him in the bunnies, then turn him in for that 50 mil reward.
by tomsims on June 16th, 2007
I would restrain him and then preach to him for hours and hours.
by Kyogre-Stataen on June 16th, 2007
I would say,
"You are free now."
(Three minutes later, he gets arrested.)
by Mr. Josh on June 16th, 2007
run to neighbors and call the police.
by Kravenhead on May 11th, 2009
"Book him Dano!"
by andblack on April 30th, 2009
i would ask him how much money did bush gave you to take that blame? and how does it feel to be the world most wanted for something you did not do? and congratulate him for being the United States C.I.A employee of the century.
by He is mighty to save on January 29th, 2009
Get him!!!
by Kommandor Kody on October 14th, 2008
Cash in on the reward!
by Derekwolff on October 13th, 2008
Split his ball sack open and let them dangle off his crotch for a few hours before deep frying them and forcing him to eat them.
by ALPHAMALE on October 7th, 2008
I'd say, do you know how much money I'm going to get for you Osama?
10,000,000,00!!!
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on October 7th, 2008
Knock him out and turn him in, collect $25 million.
by deltabtry on October 6th, 2008
Have him eat a canoli, and then one in the head.
by mickwd1 on October 6th, 2008
make him shave!
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on October 1st, 2008
Say "Finally! TAG, YOU'RE IT!"
That guy freaking RULES at Hide-and-seek. I've been "it" for seven YEARS now!
by Long Shot on October 1st, 2008
I would not talk to him just go to work on him very very slowly.
by Captain Murphy on October 1st, 2008
Wonder how I got there, and why I'm alone in a room with him.
by Whatever on September 17th, 2008
Castration sounds good.
by Bohemian is back on September 13th, 2008
Wet myself!
by alfombra.voladora on September 3rd, 2008
I'd comb his beard.
by Daytona79 on August 15th, 2008
I would rip his balls off then hand him to the US goverment and after that I would like to cash my check I've just got.
by Jannae on August 6th, 2008
Crush his trachea.
by The Chief on August 6th, 2008
Slaughter a pig with a knife right in front of him before working him over.
by Anonymous on August 6th, 2008
I would talk to him and find out what Americans have done to him for he to turn back on them the way he did! There's got to be something this country has done wrong in the Mid-east since the late 60's and 70's, this guy used to work with the CIA. What have they done to him to piss him off that bad?
by B.fife My honesty makes people angry... on August 4th, 2008
I would take him to New York and leave him chained to the memorial and sell people potatoes(only because they would hurt moe than tomatoes)to throw at him!
by Squirrel Face on August 4th, 2008
Punch him in the face.
Was that leaked picture of dead Bin Laden ever authenticated?
by Piano Player on December 22nd, 2011
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does any one have the link to the osama bin laden dog toy chomercial
by mattmatttom on September 10th, 2011
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If Osama bin laden had been captured alive , what you think would have happened?
by Raahi on September 16th, 2011
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Would you have felt better or worse about killing Bin Laden if he weighed 300lbs?
by Piano Player on December 21st, 2011
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How did you react when you heard that Bin Laden was dead?
by Running, Fall Up on November 30th, 2011
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